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EPISODE 16: The X - Ray Machine:

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Precis finds an interesting machine....

PRECIS: Claude, while I was in there, I saw the COOLEST machine!
CLAUDE: Really? What was it?
PRECIS: It was an X - Ray machine!
CLAUDE: Hmmm, an X - Ray machine....
PRECIS: That gives me an idea for an invention! But where would I get such
equiptment?....
CLAUDE: Oh, no....

On the next: FANTASTIC FICTION

CHAPTER 1:

In the town of Linga....

PRECIS: Owowow!!!!....
CLAUDE: Precis? What's wrong?
PRECIS: Owch... I think I have a tooth ache!
CLAUDE: A cavity? Well, it looks like someone has been eating too many
chocholate crepes....
PRECIS: Well, let's just go to the dentist and get this over with... ow....

Later, at the dentist's office.

CLAUDE: I wonder when you'll be called. This is taking forever....
PRECIS: You said it!
CLAUDE: So, Precis, what's your latest invention?
PRECIS: Oh....
CLAUDE: What is it?
PRECIS: I don't know about you, but I've been having inventor's block lately.
CLAUDE: Gotta hate the inventor's block...
WORKER: OK, Precis Neumann, it's your turn.
PRECIS: Finally!!!!

In the office....

PRECIS: Hello, I'm Precis!
????: Greetings, I'm Dwayne Dwight, your dentist. So, you claim to have a
cavity?
PRECIS: Yes, it really hurts!
DWAYNE: Well, where is it, then?
PRECIS: Back here, on the left.
DWAYNE: Well, I'm Dwayne Dwight, after all, and I'll have your teeth
feeling... just right!
PRECIS: Cool!

CHAPTER 2:

Meanwhile, at the Linga university...

RENA: So, Chisato, where do you want to look next?
CHISATO: I don't know. How about you?
CLERK: Special announcement! Anybody found having overdue books will be fined!
RENA: (To Chisato) Chisato, you know we have those overdue books...
CHISATO: (To Rena) Yes, and it makes us look bad...
CLERK: ....If anyone is caught with overdue books, they can have a fine up to
10,000 FOL!

Rena and Chisato start to whistle, then leave the university.

RENA: Oh, no. What will we do?
CHISATO: We have to sneak our books into the university!
RENA: Are you sure it's a good idea?
CHISATO: Well, if they find out we have those overdue books, we'll be fined a
lot of money!
RENA: I see...
....
RENA: So, what's our plan?
CHISATO: Haven't thought of one yet.

Rena and Chisato start to walk away.

RENA: Let's call it... Operation Shuffle!
CHISATO: Or... maybe... The Madison Plan!
RENA: How 'bout... Lanford's Move!?

Both of them walk around a corner, out of view.

Chapter 3:

DWAYNE: Well, now to take some X - Rays...
PRECIS: X - WHAT!?
DWAYNE: X - Rays. You'll be able to see the inside of your own shiny, bright
mouth!
PRECIS: COOL!!!!

After using an X - Ray machine on Precis, he is now finished with his 542nd
patient.

PRECIS: Hmmm....

Later....

DWAYNE: Well, everything is fine now...
PRECIS: COOL!!!!
CLAUDE: Good to hear.

Dwayne Dwight left to work on his other patients.

CLAUDE: Well, at least that's over with...
PRECIS: Claude, while I was in there, I saw the COOLEST machine!
CLAUDE: Really? What was it?
PRECIS: It was an X - Ray machine!
CLAUDE: Hmmm, an X - Ray machine....
PRECIS: That gives me an idea for an invention! But where would I get such
equiptment?....
CLAUDE: Oh, no....
PRECIS: Oh, CLAUDE! Can I use that machine? Please!?
CLAUDE: But I can't just....
PRECIS: C'mon, Claude! Can I... please...
CLAUDE: ... OK, OK! I'll help you out.
PRECIS: ... OK!!!!

CHAPTER 4:

RENA: OK, Chisato, we'll sneak in through this passage, climb through the
grate at the end of the building...
CHISATO: Yes... yes?....
RENA: Then we'll drop the library books into the university and make a clean
getaway!
CHISATO: Sounds good to me....
RENA: Still, we didn't decide on the name of our plan.
CHISATO: How about... the Madison Plan?
RENA: ... Nah....
CHISATO: ....
RENA: The Lanford plan is much better!....
CHISATO: ....

Meanwhile....

CLAUDE: May I see Dwayne Dwight again, please?
PRECIS: Ouch... owow....
DWAYNE: What is it?
CLAUDE: Precis' tooth still hurts. Mr. Dwight, you didn't do your job....
DWAYNE: Impossible! I'm Dwayne Dwight! I do everything right!....
CLAUDE: Well, could we have another appointment, free of charge?
DWAYNE: You can have another appointment, but that will cost you another 1,000
FOL....
PRECIS: (looking at Claude with hope in her eyes)
CLAUDE: ... OK! FINE!

Later, it's once again Precis' turn....

DWAYNE: OK, you just wait here. I have another patient to finish up with....

Dwayne Dwight leaves the room.

PRECIS: OK! The break I was looking for!

Precis left the room to go towards the X - Ray machine....

CHAPTER 5:

Chisato and Rena are crawling through an air duct.

RENA: Hurry up, Chisato!
CHISATO: I'm crawling through here as fast as I can!....
RENA: Some plan!
CHISATO: YOU made it up, remember?
RENA: Oh... right.
CHISATO: OK, so you have all fifeteen books, right?
RENA: Some time to check!
....
RENA: Yes. All fifeteen books are right here.
CHISATO: Good!

Rena and Chisato drop doen into a room with books.

RENA: Where should we put these?
CHISATO: Just dump them anywhere!....
RENA: OK....

Meanwhile....

PRECIS: OK, this should do it!

Precis has already made several "modifications" to the machine.

PRECIS: OK, now to test it out!....

Precis turns the X - Ray machine on....

PRECIS: HERE... WE... GO!!!!

Meanwhile....

CHISATO: OK, OK, now we can leave!
RENA: Let's run!

Both of them attempt to go back through the vent. As they do so, a loud noise
can be heard. Suddenly, the walls around them seem to dissapear.

CHISATO: What!?
RENA: Huh?
....
CHISATO and RENA: ....

Everyone can see Chisato and Rena's scheme....

END

CLERK: So, you two were trying to sneak in overdue library books?
CHISATO: Well, we didn't want to pay the fine!
....
RENA: It's all a big misunderstanding....
CLERK: NO EXCUSES!!!!
CHISATO and RENA: ....

Scene fades with the three of them centered. End.