Quotes: wise and well otherwise
Quotes from the can:
~ Crazy?  I was crazy once...put me in a rubber room, it had worms and they tickled...Almost drove me crazy! Crazy?  I was crazy once........

~GFY, go fuck yourself - dave
~No, that's not what it means, it means good for you - me

~I couldn't get a scholarship if they paid me - lori

~What kind of plane - dave
~One that flies - annika

~No i can't try to talk like annika, i have too much trouble when i try to talk like myself - me

~Let's be antisocial together - dave

~Okay i get it, see, now im laughing
with you - annika

~Look at my back, see no bones - me
(about being spineless)

~You suck sour lemons - jess
~Oh yeah well you suck unsweetened ice tea - me

~She doesn't have two heads, she has one body - dave

~But had i not known i would have never guessed - me

~You lie like a rug - jess

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