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| Quotes: wise and well otherwise |
| Quotes from the cow-towners: ~Mel, move closer i don't want to burn you - kathleen (i move closer, kathleen prceedes to light my hand on fire) ~I am such a blooming retard - kathleen ~Don't call me a communist, im a catholic - beth ~my week is like a sin curve - me ~The milk is on the table - beckie ~It was dated December 17 - me ~You can drink it till the 18th - beckie ~Oh i guess we'll have to wait a whole year then - me (this was last year, December 19th) ~Vegetable Lasagna - Jigga (yelling at the ducks) ~Didn't that sound like it was right side up outside our house - me ~Do i look fat - beth ~Only in your face - me ~What do you want to do tonight - mark ~Get laid - shannon ~Let's go to kimmie and mels - jigga ~Where are we going to ash - beth ~On the floor - me (10 minutes later) ~What did you put the water in beckie? - beth ~In that ashtray over there - beckie ~Did you catch the weather yesterday...it was shiny - art ~Wait up for the gimp - me ~Can you unshine the shine - kathleen ~We're going to play cards with mel - jigga ~We as in you and me - shannon ~No, we as in me, i talk about myself in the fourth person now - jigga ~A-T-T-I-C - me ~Wait, that's not how you spell cigarette - kimmie ~Does your hand smell like strawberries - shannon ~I don't know that paris kid - jigga (spoken by that paris kid himself) ~Have you kissed the road lately - kimmie (to paris after he tripped in the street after making fun of us for walking on the sidewalk) ~She has reached a new level...instant stupidity - kimmie ~Dude, you have two choices - me, kathleen, and kimmie ~So kim, where are you going - me ~To kate's house - kimmie ~No, you said "guess where im going in two weeks" - me ~Ooooh, hawaii - kimmie ~Noo!! kimmie, where are YOU going for spring break - me ~Ooh, to moses house - kimmie ~Well you gave me the finger - me (really loudly in a crowded resturant) ~Munchies are a state of mind - kathleen ~Oh no i lost count - me ~That was three - jamie ~I only had to count to four - me ~Schmah - kathleen ~What does that mean - shana ~It means Schmah shut the hell up you're talking to much Shcmah - kathleen ~You guys is this 1/2 cup cause it says 2/3 - beth ~Do you think we can spread the butter with the scissors? i don't have a knife...i don't have a knife!! - beth ~My brother Pavlo, you don't fuck with my brother Pavlo, he fucks with goats - tim |
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