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| Quotes: wise and well otherwise |
| Quotes from the cow-towners: ~Whfthp ba mupherfh - me (asking for a paper towel) ~Ha, i lived with her longer - beth (the only one who could actually decode what i said and hand me a paper towel) ~The madness....the madness...I can't take the madness - christina (kathleen's friend from home) ~Ooh let me read my fortune...rely on your own good judgement to lead you to success - kathleen ~Kathleen you're screwed - matthews ~I'm married to batchelorhood, seeking a divorce - tim ~Can't sleep townies will bitch - kimmie's away ~No one hit the table my heads on it - beth (she hit her head on the table) ~I can't get rid of this last card, i don't know what to do, i can't go out......oooh, DISCARD! - beth ~player of the puck - me (i meant to say that i bought the marker so i could write player of the game on my puck, but we all know me) ~Sleep is for the weak - will ~No sleep is for the weekend - me ~oh my god, dude, that was soo funny, you had this look, like the freak when she's trying to stop herself from falling - kimmie (i fell out of my chair in seemingly slow motion) (criagory deals out a hand of cards to everyone and after looking at my card for a moment i make the comment) ~Hey this isn't fair...i only have two colors - me (and im an idiot) ~Hey kim, catch - me ~NO - kimmie ~What the fuck! Derek Jeter is hosting Saturday Night Live? He's an athlete not an entertainer - me ~What? - beckie ~Derek Jeter is hosting Saturday Night Live - me ~Tonight? - beckie (yeah, it was a thursday) ~Does it make sense to tell the end of a story - beckie ~No i don't think so - me (in all honesty, i don't remember that conversation) ~Mel, do any of your stories have a point to them - beth ~What kind of cake should we make...round or square - me ~I don't think they sell round cake mix - beth ~ Dude, i like pig in all forms except pork, like bacon, and ham, and hamburgers - kimmie ~I don't have pictures of myself unless im in pictures - kathleen ~Oh, page one of one, you mean there are more pages? where? - beckie ~Beckie! page ONE of ONE - me ~I would normally say don't try this at home but im just gonna say don't try this if you're mel - beth ~Dude, my pant legs are soo wet right now, both of them, right up the leg - kathleen ~Wait, what do you mean both of them - me ~Ooh yay! everyone's here right now - me ~No, kristie's not here - kimmie and beth ~I meant everyone who's here - me ~What is it about watching Johnny Bravo and smoking pot that makes you want to cook - kathleen ~Nothing good ever comes of saying hey catch - me (this was after these four incidences: ~Hey beckie catch - kimmie (throws an open cheetos box, they go everywhere) ~Hey kristie catch - beckie (hits her in the face with an empty beer box) ~Hey mel catch - colleen (hits me in the head with a football) ~Hey moses catch - me (hits moses in the head with a nerf football) ~Did you ever know that korn and looney tunes go really well together - me and kathleen ~I never did that once - beckie ~I'm gonna kick your ass - beth ~Not if im standing on your feet - me ~You guys, does anyone have a band-aid? i cut my finger with a ruler - me ~You bitch - kimmie (cursing at bubble bobble) ~kimmie, we should hang out like this more ofter - me ~There is no love sincerer than the love for food...G.B. Shaw - kimmie ~Yo, elvis should've said that - me ~There's a blustering wind blowing through my head - beth ~That's cause it's empty - me ~Yeah cut your finger with another ruler, see if i give you a band-aid - beth ~How do you spell lasagna - kimmie ~Las - beth ~Oh i spelled it wrong - kimmie ~Holy fuck! melanie's got a video camera - beth ~I don't know what the plural of rhinocerus is - beckie ~Rhinocereses? - me ~Man oh man, b oh b - kristie ~You're not going to believe this...i got my car stuck in a ditch - me ~Where - beth ~On lick street - me ~Gee mel, it's a good thing you came home in time...we were going to "ditch" you - beth and kimmie ~Dr. Kervorkian...is he that guy from star trek - kristie ~Melanie, becareful don't trip over anything....OW! my knee - beth ~How the hell did you hurt your knee - kathleen ~I tripped over something - beth ~Oww my thigh i tripped over something - kathleen (making fun of her) ~Beth is the freaky scrutty slub of the year - me ~Welcome to beckieland, where no one knows what the hell they're talking about - beth ~Im not colorblind, im color confused - craig ~You scrut - beth ~Your face - me |
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