| Quotes from home |
| ~Okay...threesome? - waiter at ruby tuesdays ~He's so not a good salesman, he comes off like he's going to eat you - sal ~What are the three essentials?...sleep, food, and pot, get it right girl - helen ~Who wants to go school shopping? i have 40 dollars - terry ~You should spend 20 of that on pot - kristen ~I don't know what i like better....pot or shoes - terry ~Shoes last longer but pot gets you higher - kristen ~Not if you wear platforms - terry ~And i just filled my car up with gas...oh wait, or did i need gas - jeffie (after totaling his car) ~I was at a stop sign earlier and i was like when is this light gonna change - terry (this is my grandmother talking to my friend lewis) ~This is my grandaughter, and there's my grandaughter, and that one over there - grandma rao ~Really, you look nothing alike i never would have guessed - lewis ~Which one is the prettiest, which one should i give you - grandma rao ~Wow, that threw me for a loop - lewis (i should mention that he's my gay friend lewis) ~Which one should i pick on - grandma rao (about her grandaughters) ~Your dog ate a whole bag of potatoe chips - terry ~What? which one...maggie? - me ~Yeah, No blazer - terry ~Really? - me ~Yeah - terry ~No, mommy ate the bag of potatoe chips and blamed it on the dog - kris ~Smoke screen, smoke screen, so the truth cannot be seen - nicole ~Oh and what is it now...laugh at the hippie time - nicole ~What the fuck! Look at all these cops out, it's not like it's a friday - kris (um...yeah it was a friday) ~Yo, mel, i don't know about this dutchess county, you get ducktaped and i get a stalker - kris ~Im so excited, i got my pea coat, now i can wear it for thanksgiving - kris ~But wouldn't it smell really bad - sal ~What kind of cake - terry ~Oh, you know, the kind in a box - kris ~Why are you in bed so early - my mom (i found it pretty funny considering i went to bed at one-thirty in the morning) ~Ahh it's mr. meyer - will (talking about the picture on my homepage) ~There's a christmas tree in the background. Where is this? your house? - will ~No, kate and bernie's - me ~When was that like a month ago - will ~NO! This was at New Year's eve, will, you were there - me ~Who's that friend you live with...it started with an r - will ~Rebecca?? - me ~Kathleen, oh it started with a k - will ~Dude, that was way off, i don't even live with her - me (while shopping at price chopper at home) ~What...2 liter soda for 89 cents? why don't they have this where i come from - me (my mom gave me the weirdest look) ~They do - mommy ~Everyone not drunk remember this number...Q-U-I-E-T - bernie ~It's been real, slice - lewis ~Alli, pick a state...the state of consciousness - will ~Fuck you, lewis - mark ~Fuck yourself, it's cheaper - louis ~Who the fuck said not to smoke after you smoke after you smoke after you smoke - mark ~Why am i stuttering - bernie ~Cause you're not flame retardant - kate ~Look at that huge smiley face over there - terry (everyone looks, there's no smiley face) ~Stay away from dauter mathzer fucker - will ~Hey kate remember the time we were in the attic - me ~And i fell through the ceiling - kate ~What?? - me ~And i fell through the ceiling - kate ~No kate you fell through the ceiling at our house - bernie ~Hey mel remember the time i called you drunk - will ~Huh? - me ~No, i called you drunk, not i called you a drunk - will ~Hey we're looking for mary jane and she's impossible - dominick ~We'll be drunk like skunks and they drink like the irish - will ~Yeah, i'd like a veggie burger with bacon - laura ~There's the little dipper alli - my dad ~No dad that's the big dipper - alli ~Oh no wonder i could never find the big dipper - dad ~This isn't a four hour plane ride it's a three hour tour - kris ~Poor Joe, now he's just an everday ordinary gorilla - dad (about the movie mighty joe young) ~No dad now he's just an everday ordinary joe - me ~Keeps ghosts from coming and going at will - a sign ~At least im safe - will ~Oh yeah, wait a minute, guess how many periods i have this year - kris ~In the whole year? i guess twelve - me (she meant in school) |