I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
Because I just love hearing this question!
Just lucky, I guess.
It gives my mother something to live for.
My fiancee is awaiting his/her parole.
I'm still hoping for a shot with Miss/Mr. America.
I'm waiting until I get to be about your age.
It didn't seem worth a blood test.
I already have enough laundry to do, thank you!
Because I think it would take all spontaneity out of dating.
My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.
I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.
They just opened a great Christian singles club on my block.
I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.
What?!?! And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?
I don't want to support another person on my paycheck.
I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.