Jokes
Erap While in a drug store.
Erap : I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Erap : It does not matter, cuz he can't read yet!!
While in New York city, a Erap bumped a nigger.
Nigger : Hey, watch where you're goin' you"MUDAFUCKA".
Erap : Eh ta-tanga tanga ka pala, "MADAFA KA rin SANA"!!
Erap while translating a speech.
"We must strive" Kailangan nating magsikap.
"We must help others" Kailangan nating magtulungan.
"In union there is strength" SA SIBUYAS ME TIGAS
While in a State Visit to Washington DC.
Bill Clinton : You know, we Americans hate you Filipinos going TNT in our country. Sorry if I'm frank.
Erap (Shocked) : It's okay, I thought you are Bill!!
In a science class.
Classmate : Bakit yung airplane pag umiikot and elisi,uma-angat sa lupa? Bakit yung bentilador kahit umiikot, nasa mesa pa din?
Erap : Tanga ka pala eh! Kasi yung bentilador may kurdon,pinipigilan yon!!
When Ninoy died, they wrote "NINOY, HINDI KA NAGIISA" in his monument.
When Erap dies, they will also write in his monument these words
'ERAP HINDI KA NAGIISIP"!!
While in the Malacanang clinic.
Erap : It's been a month since my last visit and I still feel miserable.
Doc : Did you follow my instructions?
Erap : Yes Doc, sabi sa bote ng drug "KEEP
During a State Dinner with the Wives in Washington DC.
Bill to Hillary : Please pass the sugar SWEETHEART;
Blair to wife : Please pass the honey HONEYBUNCH;
Erap to Loi : Please pass the Pork PORKYPIG ! !
While hailing a taxicab in Makati.
Erap : Magkano papuntang San Juan?
Driver : Ikaw lang bang mag-isa?
Erap : Bakit, di ka ba sasama?
While in a pizzeria.
Erap : What are your specialties?
Waiter : Sir, we serve all kinds of pizza.
Erap : Talaga, bigyan mo nga ako ng Shakey's
