WE'RE THE BEST AT BEING THE WORST MEOWTH: We're the best at being the worst. We're statistically number one JAMES: Yeah, a hundred percent JESSIE: Incompetent MEOWTH: Hey - that's never been done We're very good at being very bad It's our rate of success That's sadly been weak JESSIE: We'll just have to accept JAMES: We're completely inept! MEOWTH: But that's what makes us so unique JAMES: We're the hindenburgs of crime JESSIE: We crash and burn each and every time JAMES: Masters of disaster JESSIE: No one screws up faster JESSIE & JAMES: Hey! At failure, we shine! We're an imperfect ten! JESSIE, JAMES & MEOWTH: Team Rocket's blasting off again JESSIE & JAMES: So I guess we're just cursed MEOWTH: And you'se heard it here first JESSIE, JAMES & MEOWTH: We're the best at being the worst! JAMES: Who'd guess we'd get so far By being completely sub-par JESSIE: As losers we've raised the bar JESSE AND JAMES: Now we're superstars! MEOWTH: La la dee, dah... JESSIE, JAMES & MEOWTH: We're the best at being the worst JESSIE: At coming in last we're always first JAMES: Our flaws are top drawer MEOWTH: We define Murphy's Law! JESSIE, JAMES & MEOWTH: We're the best at being the worst We're totally immersed And incrediby well-versed We're the best at being the worst