Complaints Of The Month

                Pikachu's complaints this month are:

1. Why can't Misty be my trainer?

2. Why can't Ash ever stop whining?

3. I wanna go home!

4. Why can't Ash just CALM DOWN?

5. Can't Brock EVER take his eyes off ANY girl with the exception of Misty?

6. Why can't I play with any of my pals?

7. I HATE Pokeballs! Keep those things away from me!

8. Why can't people just QUIT calling me a worthless
Pikachu whose only value is that of a pet!

9. I AM NOT CUTE!!!

10. Why me?