pokewimpspart1



		Pokewimps Part 1

	Authors Notes: Due to popular demand I've decided to start a new series, similar to that or Sailor Dorks. It's for all the Pokémon fans though so I hope you enjoy! Thanks To: All the Pokéshippers at the AAML Discussion Board. Thanks to all for being so nice to me! Disclaimers: Don't own Pokémon. Can't sue me so there! Rated: G or Y (for the little 2 year olds of the world!) Narrator: Hello! I am the Narrator! You may know me as the Narrator from the VERY popular Sailor Moon parody series "Sailor Dorks". I am here today to introduce Merc's newest series! This is to be a much SHORTER parody then the 19 page Sailor Dorks. Anywho, to set up the story, Ash, Misty, and Brock (the author refuses to put Kenji in this series because she hates him) are walking through Viridian Forest on their way to nowhere in particular. Seeing as how Ash has already been through the Orange Islands and he's earned all the badges that he needs for the Pokémon League, therefore he has nothing else to do but wander around aimlessly catching Pokémon until the League meets yet again next year. Misty is following Ash because of her bike and the fact that she has nothing better to do. Brock is back because the author hated Kenji so much that she killed him off by making him die a horrible death (he tried to kiss Misty and she and Ash pounded him into the ground). Now he (Brock) also is doing nothing but following Ash because he has nothing better to do. Well that's the setting for ya, now onto the story! Ash: (Wandering around aimlessly) do de do de do… Misty: (Humming) hmmm hmmmm hmmmm… Brock: … Pikachu: (Bouncing on Ash's shoulder) pi pi pi pi pi… Togapi: (Sleeping) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz… Suddenly out of nowhere a beedrill appears Ash: OH WOW A BEEDRILL!!! Togapi: (Starts to cry) BRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!! Misty: ASH YOU IDIOT!!! WHAM!!! Misty hits Ash over the head with a mallet that she pulled out of nowhere. Ash: WAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Brock: Oh brother… Ash recovers and snatches his PokéDex from his pocket, flipping it open and pointing it at the Beedrill that hasn't gone anywhere PokéDex: Beedrill, the bug Pokémon. This Pokémon lives in forests and is extremely dangerous. Approach with extreme caution. Ash: Ok then! Ash runs toward the Beedrill at top speed Misty: Approach with extreme caution. Now there's a phrase Ash'll never learn. Brock: ASH STOP!!! Togapi: Brrrrriiiiiiii choki choki! Ash: PIKACHU GO!!! Pikachu: Pika! Pikachu runs up to the Beedrill which so far for some really odd reason hasn't bothered to do anything but fly around in a circle. Pikachu: (Ready for battle) Pi! Ash: Ok Pikachu, THUNDERBOLT!!! Misty: MUST YOU YELL?!?!?!?!?!? Brock: The whole wide world does NOT need to know that you're doing a Thunderbolt attack Ash! *Ash: Rolls his eyes* whatever. C'mon Pikachu! Pikachu*: PIIIIIIIIIIIIKAAAAAAAAAACHUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pikachu electrocutes the heck out of Beedrill, which in turn tries in its weakened state to do its Twin Needle attack.* Ash: PIKACHU WATCH OUT!!! Pikachu: PIKA!!! Pikachu dodges the attack. Then out of nowhere a small blue box with Ash's face appears and yells at Pikachu to do a Thunder shock attack. Pikachu then looks at the box in which Ash's face is in and proceeds to do as his all powerful master (not) tells it to. Pikachu: PIIIIIIKAAAAAACHUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Again the Beedrill is turned into a flying light-bulb. Ash: Ok Pikachu, now let's do a… Misty: ASH THAT'S ENOUGH!!! YOU'VE PRACTICALLY KILLED THE THING!!! JUST CATCH IT ALREADY!!! Brock: I have to agree with Misty, Ash. That poor Pokémon has to be half-dead by now! Ash: Oh fine already! Party-poopers! POKéBALL GO!!! Misty: ENOUGH WITH THE YELLING!!! Brock: Leave him be Misty. Misty: BACK OFF!!! Brock: (Startled) ipe! The Pokéball hits Beedrill in the head and it goes in very willingly. Anything to get away from that darned Pikachu! Ash: (Picking up the Pokéball and doing his annoying little pose) YES I CAUGHT BEEDRILL!!! Misty: (Sarcastically) yay. Brock: Good work Ash! Pikachu: PIKACHU!!! Togapi: Choki! Suddenly out of nowhere Samurai appears. Samurai: Hello again novice! Ash: Grr… Samurai: I have come to challenge you to a battle! Misty: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Brock: WHAT?!?!?! Misty: The last time they battled Pikachu and I sat around for 3 HOURS while they put Metapod vs. Metapod! Brock: No way! Misty: Yes way! Brock: YOU MEAN ASH WAS THAT STUPID?!?! Misty: Yeah! I taught him everything he knows! Brock: Ouch. Pikachu: Pika… Togapi: Briiiii choki choki Ash: I accept your challenge! Misty: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Samurai: Hey you're that girl! That one girl who always yells at Ash! You two are boyfriend and girlfriend right? Ash and Misty: NO!!! Brock: YES!!! Ash and Misty: SHUT UP!!! Pikachu: PIKACHU (translation: IF ONLY!!!) Togapi: Togapi Choki Bri? (Translation: mommy what's going out?) Samurai: (Laughing his head off) hahahahhaha! Ash and Misty: WHAT'S SO FUNNY?!?!? Brock: You two! You both are answering in unison! Just like a couple! Samurai: Ash and Misty sitting' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G… Misty: Grr… Ash: IT'S NOT TRUE!!! Misty grabs a mallet and slams Samurai REAL hard. Brock: Awwww…looking out for her man. C'mon you two, you know you're destined to fall in love with each other! Ash: No we're not! Misty: Besides, destiny bites the big one! Ash: Exactly, destiny stinks! Samurai: Tell that to Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask. Pikachu: (Laughing it's furry little head off also) pi pi pi pi pi pi pi! Togapi: (Completely and utterly confused) togi? Brock: Now you're even agreeing with each other! Hey Ash, can I be the Best Man at you and Misty's wedding? Misty: (REALLY mad) come here and say that… Ash: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Misty: Yup. Both Ash and Misty attack Brock without mercy. By the time they're done, both him and Samurai are beaten so badly that you couldn't tell the difference between them and a grape. As for Pikachu, Ash threatened the Pokéball if it didn't stop laughing and Misty stuck Togapi in her bag for some serious time-out. Ash: Don't ever mess with the Duo Of Death! Misty: The nerve of those two! Ash: Really! Narrator: So as our two heroes wander off into the sunset dragging their half-dead comrade behind them, we continue to watch and read. Be sure to stay tuned for the next exciting adventure of Pokéwimps!