Things You'll Never Hear The Characters Say
Ash
-POKEMON STINK!!!
-KILL PIKACHU!!!
-Here's your bike Misty, now GO!
-Misty is HOT!!!
-Tracey is dumb.
-Wanna know who my dad is?
-I know!
-I figured it out!
-DIE PIKACHU DIE!!!
-I don't wanna be a Pokemon Master anymore, I wanna be an orthodontist!
-Brock, you need help.
-Go away Pikachu!
-AAAAAAAAAA!!! A BUG!!! AAAAAAA!!!
-I hate getting sweaty.
-What's a Pokemon?
-Me? Lose? Ha! All the time!
-Gary is so great!
-Gary's my idol!
-MOM I'M HOME!!! FOR GOOD!!!
-I'm not hungry.
-Don't worry, be happy!
-I'm too tired to battle today.
-I donated my hat to charity!
-Hmm, let's think this out...
-I FORFEIT!!!
-Here Team Rocket, you can HAVE Pikachu!
-I LOVE MISTY!!!
Misty
-Ash is HOT!!!
-Brock is HOT!!!
-Tracey is HOT!!!
-Get lost Togapi.
-DIE PIKACHU DIE!!!
-You're smart, I'm dumb.
-Psyduck is so great!
-A bug! COOL!!!
-I'm not cute, I'm ugly.
-Get someone else to hold you Togapi, I quit!
-Water Pokemon? Ha! I now specialize in Flame types!
-Ash is so mature.
-Brock is so mature.
-I hate Pokemon!
-Man, that thing is NOT cute!
-Nothing is cute!
-Let us solve our differences with words rather than fists...
-PACIFISM (see above) ALL THE WAY!!!
-I LOVE ASH!!!
Brock
-Girls? I hate girls!
-Eeeeeeewwwww! Cooties!
-Misty, I think you're hot!
-I shall help you Ash!
-Hey Ash! Let me give ya some tips for dating...
-Do I have eyes?
-I'm a well-trained blind!
-Rock Pokemon bite the big one!
-I've decided to become a monk...
-No more Pokemon for me!
-I'm busy Friday night.
-Team Rocket? Yeah I joined last night.
-DEATH TO PIKACHU!!!
-DEATH TO TOGAPI!!!
-Man, breeding so BORING!
-How do you read a map?
-Can't we rent a car or something instead of walking?
-Nurse Joy is so ugly.
-Hmmmmm, I wonder if Jessie is single...
-POKEMON STINK!!!
-Oops, I guess I put too much *insert something very poisonous to Pokemon here* in *insert Pokemon here* food.
-I LOVE NO ONE!!!
Jessie
-Forget Pikachu.
-Failure is our claim to fame!
-I'm so ugly!
-I'm so dumb!
-James, you need help.
-I hereby kick Meowth out of our trio.
-Money? Who needs it?
-I've given up my ways of stealing.
-I'm a shrine maiden now!
-PACIFISM!!!
-Bugs are cool!
-I just LOVE men!
-I need a haircut.
-Pokemon stink!
-KILL PIKACHU!!!
-DON'T CAPTURE PIKACHU!!!
-Let the boy be.
-I LOVE JAMES!!!
James
-I need to cut my hair.
-Ha! You're so dumb!
-I WANNA GO HOME!!!
-Pokemon stink!
-FAILURE I AM NOT!!!
-Hey, I have a good idea!
-Pikachu, I don't want you anymore.
-The boss won't mind if I rob from him...
-Ha! I laugh at your incompitence!
-Thou art a fink!
-The Pethagoreon Theorom is...
-I've decided to become a preist...
-I've decided to turn over a new leaf...
-I am such a hottie.
-GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS!!!
-I hate Meowth!
-I'm on a diet.
-I LOVE JESSIE!!!
Meowth
-Food? None for me thanks.
-Forget Team Rocket, I'm joining Ash, Misty, and Brock/Tracey!
-Meeeeooooowtttthhhhhh!
-I am a total freak!
-I'm in love with Jessie.
-Team Rocket stinks!
-Crime stinks!
-Pikachu can take a hike!
-James is so smart!
-Jessie is a genious!
-Jessie is so beautiful!
-I'm so ulgy!
-I HATE MONEY!!!
-A bug? AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
-...
-I could care less.
-I must accept the fact that I'm no longer the boss's top cat.
-HAPPY ME!!!
Gary
-Ash is so great!
-Go home girls!
-I always lose!
-Wow Ash, you have more badges than me!
-That is one STRONG Pikachu...
-That Misty sure is nice looking...
-Ash and Misty sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G...
-I know, 50 bucks an hour for you cheerleaders to cheer for me!
-Ash isn't the looser, I AM!
-I idolise Ash.
-Boy Ash, you caught more Pokemon than me!
-I prefer to walk.
-I'm so incompitent!
-I'm not strong!
-I'm not smart!
-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
-POKEMON STINK!!!
-Team who?
-Ash...uh...about you and me...ya see...well...I'm your brother.
-I LOVE MISTY!!!
-I LOVE JESSIE!!!
-I STINK!!!
