pelvic congestion and my new friend, the despondant pilot.

shitting bricks at 40,000 feet.

her diary gives new meaning to the phrase
   rose is a rose is a rose. is a flower is a plant is a living creature has thoughts. unique, individual thoughts from a unique perspective. that's one pair of panties I can remember taking off.
   her father's handshake lends new meaning to the phrase
   this is not a sweat pipe.

her sister's fist
gives new meaning to the phrase
get the fuck offa me, you pinprick!