cawling for someone

scents that make sense new from fabergé:
   egg provides an exhilarating feel of decorum
   encomium for the man who can't make up his bed
   nuude perfect for parties of one
   lapin velvetinager just a hint of garlic
  and buttery wolfsbane to ward off

  the miasma mother so warned you about

come in.

having a few beers.

yes.

just thinking about you. in the starkness of the abstract.

kidney function is no function for me.

no. actually, no one's ever told me anything about their nipples before.
  I take that back: my mom once spoke to me about aureola. I thought about it at a baseball game.


that's nothing: I can remember watching the dating game one day when that host guy, the alien deformity, asked the couples where's the strangest part of the body your spouse has hair growing. this one skinny little white bitch looks straight into the camera and says, "in the basement, Bob!" that was during a writers' strike.

draft card straight poker.
! that's where the ideas for the gambler, only with carl perkins instead of kenny rogers, the sting, originally slated to star donny osmond and tito jackson as bridge officianados on a boat cruise to panama, and 2001: A Space Odyssey came from. it's because the hacks were playing cards directly under a government satellite.


god bless the child what's got a phone.

and uses it to call 1-900 GET WISE

1-900 PP5 1-doodoo

he insisted on placing his hand on my arm and explaining that beans have a need to explain everything, and that altho no two beans are exactly alike, they taste about the same when you eat them or take them as a group. all beans believe themselves to be unique, he said, his breath stinking of onions and years of candied caries, but they dont recognize the worthlessness of this realization, rather reveling and caressing it.
  but, he continues, the explanations offered by beans explain more about the position of the bean than establishing the shape and nature of the world exposited.
i grab the broadest and finest brushes from the tin. I rise and look at my mentor, removing his grip from my arm. "make a connection to the brain with factual painting," I say and move off to join the others in line.

sunrise sunset whichever.




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