Jan 2003 Hershey bars for combs in the morning, Bud Light as an armpit wash p.m.

mid-Jan Crisco oils revisited; "Idaho potato" month discovered posthumously; any cigar marked "blunt" by the USDA thoroughly exhausted

Jan 29 end of haircuts, three-week cutoff in preparation for later meditative exercises

Feb 2003 dolphin-safe versus dolphin-unfriendly tuna taste tests; open court date based on a feeling

Feb 16, 2003 look up meaning of prog rock (w/ care to wear thick earplugs and best scowl)

Feb 22 decision on haircuts as windy season arrives; vote on whether curls will be in or shaved heads and bugged, bloodshot eyes

March 2003 multiple eggroll meal month
reviews of pork substitutes and brand-name toilet papers coordinated release
focus on remembering coupons in pockets

April 2003 get a bunch of money and experience that for awhile

May 2003 continue the "buncha money" theme with "I AM a sex machine in Canada at the current exchange rate" month; constantly look for scales to step onto; sample all diet cookies and develop a coherent theory of diet cola/large, carb-rich lunch consumption excuses in preparation for afterlife restaurant scene (to count for 1/3rd of total soulscore)