For the longest I thought that the stars were made of God. I do not recall whom I thought of as being god, other than that he was a B-actor from the late, late show, mostly disaster pics and mostly on islands. it seems very appropriate that god would inhabit an island. but neither can I remember his name, which is typical of me, because I always want to fit in. I'd recognize it if I heard it spoken aloud. It was something similar to Topol or something Greek maybe, like a guy who you'd see playing around with Raquel Welch in a town famous for its tomatoes, submachine guns and fountains.
There would be a festival, and Raquel would get all
wet in her white dress. Then the fountain would run red, not with tomatoes but
with her blood, for God had asked her not to dance.

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Raquel Who?
Ernest All-around whatsit?
Topol Hebrwho?
Ajuda Galo Who dat?

t o m o r r o w

y e s t e r d a y

s k i p t o t h e e n d

previously on 21 Jump Street