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The song of the Optimistic Galactor Captain

To the tune of "Brand new key" (that "brand new rollerskates" song) by Melanie, or "Combine Harvester" by the Wurzels if you're in the UK or just generally more familiar with that version.

My mecha rampaged through the city last night
Then through a power station in broad daylight
I watched the people flee as they tried to avoid me
Destruction is a skill on my Galactor CV

Katse's got a brand new fearsome monstermech
And he gave me the key
Now I'm dressed up just like a seahorse, It goes with Captaincy
I've got super missiles, and death ray weaponry
Katse's got a brand new fearsome monstermech
And he gave me the key

My mech ain't got no wheels, can't drive it like a car
Its legs are like a spider's, I'm sure it will go far
It's got wings and rocket engines, to fly right around the world
I have to say, it's fun to give it a whirl

Katse's got a brand new fearsome monstermech
And he gave me the key
I'm swiping jet fighters out of the sky, They can't get to me
My mech's got giant tentacles, I've sent them flying free
Katse's got a brand new fearsome monstermech
And he gave me the key

Go tell the UN just to leave us alone
Go tell Gatchaman that they should stay at home
They've got no hopes of stopping this mech and me
It's been designed by that gen-i-us Katse

Katse's got a brand new fearsome monstermech
And he gave me the key
Look out the Phoenix is coming, so let's dive beneath the sea
The death ray's overheating, looks like curtains for me
Katse's got a leaky faulty monstermech
And he gave me the key


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