written by Don Gardner
recorded by Spike Jones and his City Slickers
also recorded by innumerable artists for children's albums

Everybody stops and stares at me
These two teeth are gone as you can see
I don't know just who to blame for this catastrophe
But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
My two front teeth, see my two front teeth?
Gee if I could only have my two front teeth,
Then I could wish you 'Merry Christmas'.

It seems so long since I could say
"Sister Susie sittin' on a thistle".
Gosh oh gee how happy I'd be
If I could only whistle [whistles]

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth, see my two front teeth?
Gee if I could only have my two front teeth,
Then I could wish you "Merry Christmas"

Then I could wish you "Merry Christmas"

transcribed by merrystar