Women Jokes
Men are like Laxatives.
They irritate
the shit out of you
Men are like Bananas.
The older they Get, the
less firm they are.
Men are like Vacations
They never seem to be
long enough.
Men are like Bank Machines
Once they withdraw they
lose interest.
Men are like Weather.
Nothing can be done to change
them.
Men are like Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite
sure why.
Men are like Cement.
After getting laid, they take a
long time to get hard.
Men are like Chocolate Bars
Sweet, smooth
and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.
Men
are like Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.
Men are
like Department Stores.
Their clothes are always half off.
Men are
like Government Bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Men are like
Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.
Men are like Snowstorms.
You never know when they're
coming, how many inches you'll get or
how long it will last.
Men are like Parking spots.
All the good one's are taken and the rest are
handicapped.
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