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NARRATOR: Huh? *whispers* Oh, yeah! When we left off, KoRn was on their way to get their CDS back. Jayden, don't sing so loud! Get singing lessons!
JAYDEN: Shut up! You're fired!
NARRATOR: Oh, all right then. *stomp, stomp, stomp*

JONATHAN: Hey, you know what? Why do we even NEED to get our CDs back? We've got millions upon millions made!
DAVID: That'd be nice...
MUNKY: ...If Christina hadn't stolen each and every one of them!
JONATHAN: *pause* Oh! I forgot!
HEAD: I think we need to get our brains checked out!
JONATHAN: Heehee! What brains?
HEAD: *thinks* Oh, yeah!
FIELDY: We ALL have brains, but you guys's are, like, collecting spiderwebs.
JONATHAN: Well, now, THAT was a comforting thought!
HEAD: Ew! Spiders, spiders, spiders!
JONATHAN: GROSS!
FIELDY: 

*back to darth christina*

JAYDEN: Whoops! This is a personal moment!
GUY #1: Why? I paid good money to see this stupid film!
JAYDEN: It's not a film, but a short play.
GUY #2: Whatever! I wanna see Christina take a shower!

*all the guys agree*

JAYDEN: Fine! But don't say I didn't warn you!

*opens bathroom door. there, christina is taking a shower and her silhouette is perfectly seen. all the guys gasp and groan in digsust. some puke. jayden shuts door*

JAYDEN: I warned you!

*points to KoRn again*

JONATHAN: *whining* I don't wanna go!
DAVID: Why not?
HEAD: He might get perturbed!
MUNKY: Do you know what 'perturbed' means?
HEAD: *snickers* You said 'her turd'!

*jonathan and head snicker*

FIELDY: I am surrounded with idiots!

*off in the distance, he sees christina's lair. it has two peach dome on two sides and a big dungeon standing in the middle of it. jonathan and head laugh wildly. they see what it looks like*

DAVID: Let's just get this mission over with!

tO bE kOnTiNuEd...