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Darth Christina: This is, like, sooo cool!

*Britney Spears screams:

Darth Britney: You bitch!
Darth Christina: Huh?
Darth Britney: You, like, wore my cashmere sweater with the chest cut out!
Darth Christina: Liar!
Darth Britney: Fuck you! :grabs KoRn's CDs and runs off with them:
Darth Christina: Those are mine! *barfs out of nowhere: OoOo! More weight loss! *pulls out a scale* 65 pounds. Heehee! Funbreeze! *notices scale vibrates* *well, i personally think you know what happens*

KORN bursts through the window just as Christina's getting it on.

Jonathan: DAYUM!
David: Holy--?
Head: *confused*
Munky: Kinky!
Fieldy: Christina! Off!
Jonathan: While you're at it, can you--
All: JONATHAN!
Jonathan: Oh. Well. *blushes* I was wondering what she did with Fred's dildo.
Head: Fred uses a dildo?! *evil look* I'll get 'im back for stealing my beer now!
Christina: Oh, like, like, hiiii!
David: Where's our CDs?
Christina: Britney, like, has them. *twirls hair in frustration*

*KORN stands confused*

Christina: I think she needs some of your music for that rough sex she always does with like her cousin Chad. *sticks out tongue*
Fieldy: *to camera* Incest is gross, children. But, humping a scale is the most gross-est thing imaginable!
Children in Audience: Ahhhh.
Canned Audience:  Haaahahahahaaa!!

*Head pulls a gun out of nowhere and points*

Head: *to camera* Shall I kill her, children?

*Jayden holds up a big "YES" sign*

Children: Yes?

*BANG, BANG!*

Parents: YEEEEEAH!
Parent #1: No more slut for my daughter to idolize!
Parent #2: Damn. Who'll gimme blow jobs now for free?
Parent #3: Dan! *smack!* We're married, damn you!
Parent #2: Oh. *tilts eyes to side*

to be kontinued...