~*~PaRt FoUr~*~ JAYDEN: Where we last left off, KoRn just killed anorexic slash bulimic Darth Crustina, er, Darth Christina and are now in search for other pop slut Darth Slutney, er, Darth Britney. At her redneck house somewhere down South, her close cousin--and when I say close, I mean CLOSE--cousin, Chad start to hatch an evil plan to replace the wonderful KoRn CDs with her brainwashing, high pitched squeals in which she calls singing! Oh, no! Will KoRn make it there in time to save their hardcore fans from becoming airheaded teenyboppers?! DARTH BRITNEY: Like, like, like, like, coooool! Those, like, KoRn, like, fans, like, will, like, be, like, my, like, fans! *giggle, giggle* JAYDEN: *softly* She couldn't possibly say that word more? DARTH BRITNEY: Quick, like, Chaddy, swap the, like, CDs! CHAD: I'm, like, trying to, lover! DARTH BRITNEY: Well, like, hurry. *pouts* FIELDY: Halt, you siliconed infested, peroxided bimbo! DARTH BRITNEY: Like, like, like, like... DAVID: You trying to say 'KoRn'? DARTH BRITNEY: *giggles* Thanks, cuties. MUNKY: Give us our CDs back now, uglies! JAYDEN: The KoRn boys turn around when they hear sounds of a raging waterfall. You see Jonathan and Head are drooling over Slutney's 'Rolling Stone' cover. MUNKY: Would you guys knock it off? JAYDEN: Jonathan and Head groan in protest as they take their jaws off the floor, leaving their drool all over the annoying hot pink carpet. JONATHAN: What were we doing again? Oh, yeah! *deep voice* Surrender our CDs now or you will face the wraith of KoRn! DARTH BRITNEY: Like, hopefully, you'll discipline me, like, in my, like, bedroom. HEAD: *shudders* Nasty! I can't imagine YOU naked! You've gotten chunkier AND UGLIER! Blech! DAVID: We're warning you, Darth Skanky or we will use the power of KoRn! JONATHAN: Not that again! That's cool and everything, but turning into corn products is EXHAUSTING! FIELDY: Pussy. JONATHAN: I ain't the pussy! You're the pussy, pussy! FIELDY: Puss. E. JONATHAN: ARGGGGHH! JAYDEN: Jonathan pounces on top of Fieldy and starts beating him senseless. FIELDY: Ah! Get him off of me! DARTH BRITNEY: Wow! Like, like, an orgy! HEAD: Where are they?! MUNKY: You idiot, she wasn't referring to the band! HEAD: Heh-heh. Orgy's cool... to be kontinued... what will happen to korn? will this damn skit ever end without getting stupider and stupider? where in the hell's your little sister's barbie doll that i melted with my lighter? it's all coming up on the next episode of... *booming voice* K! T! M!