~*PaRt FiVe*~ JAYDEN: The camera makes a really idiotic noise as it pans away from KoRn and to the Orgy mansion! *quietly* This can't end up very well. *loudly* The phone rings and BEER KING Ryan Shuck answers it. RYAN: Dude, if this, dude, is the Hooters, dude, bar, dude, I didn't, dude, mean to kick, dude, the transvestite, dude, in the balls. The, dude, pink elephant, dude, did, dude, it! JAYDEN: I'll give you a second to tell me who the person on the other phone line is. *pauses* *checks watch* Since you guys are taking up too much damn time, I'll just tell you. It's Orgy frontman, Jay Gordon. JAY: Just shut up, dude. Can I talk to someone that contains at LEAST a milligram of a brain cell? JAYDEN: Ryan pauses. RYAN: Is this, dude, that, dude, pink elephant? JAY: You idiot! This is Jay, you know, the lead singer and listen closely! I got a call from a really freaky dude that says KoRn's in trouble! It's up to us to save them from the clutches of that slut, Darth Slutney, er, Darth Britney! RYAN: *unsure* O... kay... JAY: Now, repeat what I just said. RYAN: *proudly* Bananas! JAY: You know what? Fuck that. We don't need to help KoRn, you know why? 'Cause I've got a band full of jackasses, you can never comprehend the vocabulary that I say, you're a loser, you gotta quit walking around naked, all the beer supply is getting cut off because of you and, if you were knocked out, I wouldn't do CPR on you! RYAN: Dude, CPR? Dude, how do you, dude, spell that, dude? JAY: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH! JAYDEN: Anyway, let's see what KoRn's up to... *walks away* DARTH BRITNEY: Like, like, do you, like, know what? I ain't really, like, Darth Britney... KORN: We know. You're all fake like a wax dummy. JONATHAN: The 'dummy' term suits you! *giggles* DAVID: Then, who the Hell are you? HEAD: Mandy Moore in disguise? My God, help us! JAYDEN: Munky slaps Head upside the Head. *giggles* MUNKY: No, you idiot... JAYDEN: Darth Britney rips off her slutty schoolgirl wear and there stands... *suspenseful music* Lusty Lady! KORN: Lusty Lady? Who the Hell's that? JAYDEN: Let me explain it to you, guys. Lusty Lady is a woman that puts lust in all the men she sees! After they're entranced, she hypnotizes them and murders them after she has them do her evil deeds! Which means, fellas, in laymen's terms, you're screwed. LUSTY LADY: OoOo! Which one wants to be the first one to get that way? JAYDEN: All the KoRn members point to Jonathan and Head. JONATHAN: What?! Why us?! FIELDY: Yeah, take the douche bags! We don't want them. JAYDEN: Dun, dun, dun... to be kontinued...