***Alpha Wave Disruptor
This device creates a harmless energy field that has the sole purpose
of canceling out the carrier waves of telekinetic energies (psychic powers,
if you will). A much more effective method for controlling beings with
mental abilities than other devices which only suppress these energies.
The standard unit has a radius of 400 feet. Mewthree's
note: If you'll excuse me, I need to go wipe the floor with a certain cocky
predecessor.
Black Box Recorder
Warning: Should be deactivated during drunken parties to avoid embarrassment/blackmail.
Memory erasure should be considered very much a second option.
***Capture Beam Disruptor
Another great from the mind of Joy Tenecha, this device prevents
the use of capture beams in different pokéballs. With this
function disabled, pokéballs cannot capture anything. The
device has a frequency setting to be able to better modify what type of
capture beam is disrupted. Dr. Tenecha’s note: The reason this was
originally created was upon learning that a specific type of pokéball
was built, simply to be able to capture human beings, developed by
certain intelligent pokémon. So the first of this machine
was constructed and then placed in Earth’s orbit, via satellite.
Whenever it is activated, it prevents capturing beam frequencies for this
purpose only.
Damage Report Machine
Analyzes and displays working conditions of whatever vehicle is is
installed to. Tenecha Technologies accepts no liability
for damage.
Dancing Pokébaton
A baton shaped device that when activated, cause pokémon to
dance anytime, anywhere within range. Adjustable tempo can provide
tango, Hawaiian, and ballet settings from the demo song. Additional
songs not included.
Deharmonic Convergence Controller
Originally developed in Dimension X, this device can remove the vibrations
from the air that produce sound, specifically the ones that make music.
The energy from the negative feedback can also be absorbed by the machine.
DTN Robot Series
The DTN (Dr. Tenecha robot Number) is a generation of artificially intelligent android workers to carry out labor tasks. The various models can range from basic workers, to self-propelling space travel, portable atomic energy or light sources, welding, and so on. Mewthree's note: it took the good doctor ages to figure out how to make sure that their programming would make them able to learn, yet obediant. You wouldn't believe how often a machine will rebel...
Eco-Accelerator Rockets
These rockets will exponentially accelerate the ecology of your chosen
environment, making it habitable within five solar days. (Do not launch
indoors.)
***Enamel-Ball
Dr. Tenecha’s special variation of the pokéball. Though
it only possesses the capturing strength of a great ball, the effectivness
of this device is in it’s containment mechanism, which creates an ionic
stasis field, leaving what might be captured practically frozen in time;
meaning that whatever the Enamel-Ball is able to capture, will be contained
indefinately. One minor detail, not usually mentioned, is that similar
to the Rocket Ball, the Enamel-Ball can also cancel out the security code
to a trainer’s pokéball.
Additional note: a special tractor beam is also available for use with
the ball. It is designed to only attract the special alloy that the
shell of the ball is made of, making retrieval of the Enamel-Ball(s) quick
and easy.
***Genetic Debug Mutations and Distribution Resource System (GDMDR system for short)
A machine that uses a series of coding scanners and biological schematic computers, in turn, making fast and efficient genetic engineering possible. Perhaps the key element of what makes the GDMDR system work so well is by way of the "G-Shrk" chip in its central processing. Mewthree's note: As it turns out I'm the first (and so far only) living subject of the GDMDR system. Dr. Tenecha says that if I should unexpectedly become deceased, she would know to fix any bugs before using it again; which is a comforting thought, I guess...
Hard-Light Drive
Simply replace your light-bee's current circuitry with this micro-chip
to allow your hologram physical interaction with his environment. While
his pain and pleasure responses remain the same, his body will not sustain
any damage or injury. The hard-light drive also generates its own remote
belt (see below).
Hard-Light Remote Belt
Generated for your hologram by its hard light drive, the remote belt
allows your hologram to function outside of its limiting pre-programmed
environment.
***Hollow-Cannon
This special weapon neutralizes any energy stimulus, leaving visible
spectral wavelengths colorless, and living subjects without willing movement.
Only one hollow-cannon is in possession of Dr. Tenecha, and it uses specific
telekinetic signals as it's power source. Dr. Tenecha's
note: avoid at all costs introducing a contrasting signal to the machine,
the neutralizing of the original power signal will cause the Hollow Cannon
to malfunction, possibly even cause a chain reaction to other devices.
Laser Scalpel
Ideal for appendectomies, this laser scalpel should be operated in
private. The results, though effective, are not for the squeamish.
Light-Bee
1) Programme your Hologrammic Projection Suite to feed to the light-bee.
2) Insert chosen Personality Disk into Projection Box.
3) Activate. Your hologram will be projected via his floating light-bee,
which will remain hidden within him at all times.
Note: Please take care to select your hologram carefully. The company
can not be held responsible for any irritation/annoyance your chosen personality
may cause.
Medi-Scan
This medi-scanner will provide almost instant images of your subject's
innards. (Unreality bubbles and hallucinations may alter results, however.
And no liability can be taken for any life-form whose internal organs are
better co-ordinated than your own.)
Oxy-Generation Unit
WARNING: Do not exit atmosphere without activating this unit. The piloting
of a space craft is approximately 900% harder when deceased.
Psi-Scan - model 345
Voted Psi-Scan of the Year Best Budget Model Three Years Running!*
The 345 out-performs the 346 in eight out of nine bench tests - including
atmospheric analysis and life-form detection - and is available at all
good retailers.
*Please avoid the use of cheap Martian power-packs during life-threatening
situations.
Psychofrakulator
It creates a cloud of radically fluctuating free-deviant chaotrons,
which penetrate the synaptic relays. It’s concatenated with a synchronous
transport switch that creates a virtual tributary. It’s focused onto
a biobolic reflector; and what happens is that hallucinations become reality
and the brain is literally fried from within. Dr.
Tenecha’s Note: This I can say was a definate improvement over the standard
frakulator. Though I have constructed one of these machines, I would
prefer to have more research on it before use. To my knowledge, the
only recorded test of the first successfully built psychofrakulator was
in Champion City, USA.
Remote Projection Unit
In tandem with your light-bee, this unit will allow your hologram to
move outside of your mothership. (If you really want to take him, that
is.)
Scanner-Scope
ADVISEMENT: Please clean screen thoroughly and regularly. (The company
is not liable for ships abandoned and lost through grit and/or mucus confusion.)
***Semi-Reploid Drive
Much similar to the reploid drive, allowing free thought in artificial
intelligence, though this unit re-enforces any set parameters, to better
prevent some of those pesky computers and robots from becoming aware to
the point of any kind of rebellion that would stem from their logic programming.
Also, because of certain simplicities of this model compared to the Reploid
Drive, this has immunity to most forms of virus-based programming changes.
Silph Scope
This device filters any distortions that would prevent identification
of ghosts, or other similar supernatural entities. The silph scope
was made (as the name suggests) by Silph Co. in Saffron City, the same
people who made the prototype "masterball".
Spinal Implant Chip
Accessed by the provided remote controller, this spinal implant chip
will allow you to take over and control your friends and family in seconds!
(Warning, any criminal activity performed under the control of a spinal
implant can be wholly blamed on the chip's owner/controller.)
Star Drive
Allowing almost unlimited acceleration to even the most sluggish of
vessels, this drive can cross entire galaxies in a matter of nano-seconds.
(Please ensure your new star drive is amply secured to your ship before
activating.)
***Super Seizure Ray
By using contrasting wavelengths of light as a base in this special
laser weapon, basic targets can be destroyed; with the after effect of
causing harm to neural functions based on optical use. The machine
can also be recallibrated for other uses, such data uploading beams, tractor
beams, and flashlights. Mewthree's note: Yes, it's a lot of technological hype for a laser that blinks red and blue, but whatever works...
Teleporter
Breaks the subject, whether biological or inanimate, into individual
particles which are carried through the available spectral waves; and reassembled
in a different location. Beware of some implications
for previous teleporters, such as no more than one biological form can
be teleported by the same device at once).
Three Dimensional "3D" Box
Developed by Nygmatech, this device can take the audio and visual data from television signals and beam them directly into the brain, creating the sensation of a three dimensional environment. A newer version of the 3D box allows the user fully interactive holographic fantasys. Dr. Tenecha's note: upon closer study of the device, it seems to extract information from the brain and beam it to another system capable of receiving these signals; leading to Claw Island in Gotham City, the home of Nygmatech.
Time Drive
Tenecha Technologies currently has the prototype of their version of
the time drive integrated within what appears to be an ordinary riding
lawnmower. This version is only capable of traveling backwards in
time, and can only go forward to return to the point in time where it left
(with a 90 second delay, to better prevent any paradoxes).
EVENT MODE: In this fun-packed mode, the time drive will re-route you
through time to periods of great historical interest. As with all time-travel,
please take care to maintain causality (unless you are attempting to create
an infinite time-loop with your infant self).
Total Dehydrator
Developed by the Big Ben Distilleries, of London, England; was originally designed as an instant whiskey maker, by removing all water from whatever it is used on. However, it was discovered to have the ability to transform living people into a powder, when hijacked by domestic terrorists of Gotham City.
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