Yes, the question nobody's asking themselves is finally getting answered!
I went and asked everyone at X-Men: Evolution what they got for X-Mas.
Except for Duncan, 'cause he's a loser. And the people no one really cares about, 'cause we're not interested. Or the New Recruits.
And I forgot to ask Spongebob Squarepants. Oh wait, that's wrong show.
But apart from that, I think I got everyone!
So Kurt, what did you get for X-Mas?
I got a very fascinating book!
Which was?
*Pulls out an enormous book named "Burgers - Meal or Myth?"* This!
Riiight... *Backs sloowly away*
And what about you, Kitty? What did you get for X-Mas?
I, like, don't, like, celebrate, like, christmas, like, because, like, I'm totally Jewish!
So you didn't get anything?
Like, yes, I did! I like got this totally cute little pink stuffed bunny from Lance!
Did you get anything nice, Logan?
I got a new remote control car!
And you liked it?
I LOVE remote control cars! I'm gonna name this one Pinky!
And what did you get, Jean? And why is your hair all black and singed?
Well, I got three bombs that exploded right in my face!
*Whistles innocently* Anything else?
A big pink umbrella with little red hearts!
*Scott whistles innocently*
And you, Rogue?
Why do you ask?
Because I want to know.
Why?
Because I'm making a page about it!
Why?
Because I want to.
Why?
I give up!
Why?
And what did Scott get for X-Mas?
Someone got me a big red ubrella with little pink hearts!
*Jean whistles innocently*
Lemme see...I know there's someone left..Oh right!
Evan! What did YOU get for X-Mas?
Lots and lots of candy! At least two tons! YAAAY! *Starts to sing the Lumberjack song*
And how much is left of it now?
Nothing! At! All! And III-EE-III-EE-IIII WILL ALWAYS LLOVE YOUUU-UU-HUUU-UUU...
*Runs for her life over the Brotherhood house*
Pietro! What did you get for X-Mas?
Well, Igot anewandevenbiggermirrorandthisreallyneatpinktopanda....Hey, where are you going?
What did you get for X-Mas, Freddy?
Three king-size bags of chips and a new chair!
Sounds nice!
It was, the old one was worn out!
What about you, Lance?
I got the X-Men 1.5 special DVD! Too bad I don't have a DVD player..
You can borrow mine! I wanna see it too! I didn't even know there WAS a X-Men 1.5!
What did you get for X-Mas, Toddy?
A HUGE frog plushie! I wonder who sent it?
You mean the one with a carrot behind the ear?
Yeah, that one.
I have absolutely no idea. Honestly.
*Eyes Mewtwo 34 suspicously*
What did you get for X-Mas, W-
*Hexblasts Mewtwo 34 into the Acolyte hideout*
What did you get for X-Mas, Gambit?
I got a new chess board! And another card deck.
What about you, Piotr? Did you get anything nice for X-Mas?
I got a pair of pants for my battle costume!
Wow!You're gonna wear pants on the show?!
Naw. They're too pretty. I'll just hang them on my wall for decoration.
And you, Pyro?
I got three new lighters for my collection and the RotK sound track! What about you?
I got both of the X-Men movies!
So now that question is answered! But I think Wolverine (and I)might have been on a sugar high.