Signs that youre WAY too obsessed with X-Men: Evolution

You try ordering trips to Bayville.

You're pretending that you have three fingers on each hand.

You try walking through things. Again. And again.

You walk around in the hallways at school saying "Bamf!", hoping that you'll turn up in your bed.

You try killing all redheads.

You're looking for your tail.

You break the the concrete of the schoolground and claim you did it with an earthquake.

You try to catch flies and eat them.

You eat with your fork BETWEEN your fingers. And you demand three forks for each hand.

You try dying your tongue green. (No, I haven't tried that. Honestly.)

When you're mad you throw playing cards at people.

You color your hands blue with markers.

You're wearing a fruitbowl on your head. Right now.

You think your History teacher is Mystique.

You like wearing buckets on your head and capes.

You're stalking that guy with freaky hair because you KNOW it's Pietro.

You touch everyone you see, hoping that you'll absorb their mutant powers.

You actually cut your hair to look like Spyke's. (Extra points if you're a girl.)

You're writing a list named "Signs that you're WAY too obsessed with X-Men: Evolution":

You buy LOTS of lighters and try to control their flames. If you succeed, please tell me how.

You suddenly yell "OUCH!" in gym class and claims someone stepped on your tail.

You try to crush you legs so you can have a wheelchair.

You're always jumping up and down, hoping that you'll stay in the air.