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Q:
Who are you?
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My common, movie-star name is Fred Eyerman. I have
been refered to as !#@!$@! but usually only when I'm driving 800 miles an
hour.
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Q:
What are your favorite things?
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Action movies, computer stuff (as if that weren't
apparent), hanging out with my friends, working on misc projects, driving
like a maniac, teaching and doing chemistry stuff. Oh, great, I sound like
a big dork.
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Q:
What do you drive?
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I usually drive my friends and family crazy.
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Q:
How old are you?
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Physically, I have no idea. Mentally I believe I'm
10 but my friends contend I'm much younger.
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Q:
Do you have a degree?
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I think so. At least I paid a lot of cash to get this
fancy piece of paper that says I know chemistry. I believe it's officially
a B.S. in Chemistry from Purdue. Oh, get this... I'm
ACS Certifed.
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Q:
What are your hobbies?
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When my dreams of building a small gas-powered
nuclear reactor melted I was left to a life of boredom. Now all I find
myself doing is creating web pages and doing freelance brain surgery.
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Q:
What have you accomplished?
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I have to take pride on my ability to waste other
people's time by making them read pointless ramblings such as these. If
you actually read this email me so I can know that I have made a difference
in the world... I subtracted one of your brain cells.
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