The Styles Clash 2006

 

 

Folks let me start this off with saying that wrestling for many years has finally ended for the infamous BJ STYLES!  Not only have I retired from the ring but I won't be like those guys who come back after six months.  I'm done!

The GIWF is going strong.  With many of the other federations that closed up because those bitches and people I do respect couldn't handle it, had to send many wrestlers unemployed and left no food on their tables for certain wrestlers.  What kind of man will do that?  The GIWF wouldn't!  You see the GIWF is here for the every wrestlers wrestler.  Phil M Gahry is the next James Hunt!  He is the next son of a bitch to become an overall ICON in the world of wrestling!  Now, I'm not just saying that because he gives me a job or anything but because I truthfully think he is a GREAT MAN!

Now, the former owner of BCW, opened a new league which I won't name.  It has some decent old stars like Letterman, the whole Enigma Clan basically besides John Mercer and Damon Stryfe.  It even has that old wannabe black Letterman wrestling over there.  OH WAIT!  How can we forget about the ever lasting, ever sweeting $EE MONEY!  The man is a myth, a LEGEND!, A GOD!  But in my eyes he's nothing but a piece of white trash.  I mean for god sake when I see his name or picture I usually use it to clean my ass.  He's nothing but a wrestler that has had success in one federation where he basically blew the $ee out of the owner.  Now, don't get me wrong, Essex and Glenn are great men.

Everything has changed since the last Styles Clash.  I remember when it debuted back in the old @IW a couple years ago, people like Max Idol, Letterman, Road Roids, and many others complained about this garbage.  Is it garbage?  Was it garbage then?  Is it garbage now?  I don't know you make the choice.  I'm just simply putting my opinion out there.  I mean why can't I call people out in my article, and when Max Idol had his Maximizer at the Flip Side he could do it and people wouldn't get upset.  Is it because he is more successful?  Doubt full.  That bitch Idol never spoke the truth like I did.

I lay down the hammer on most of these punks.  I show them who the boss is and I will keep going until the end of days.  Now, that I put that point out on to my favorite part of the show.  What is going on in the world of wrestling.

  1. It looks like Flip Johnson the owner of the successful FLIP SIDE and the owner of a site called SUPDOGG which lasted shorter then Vince McMahon's XFL is looking to have a Flipped Out 4.  I remember FO3 and it was great.  This is a positive thing!  But I bet twenty bucks that the BCW owners federation won't be able to compete in it.

  2. Ken Shiro and his Shiro bitches are back!  AND I LIKE IT!  Let me tell you all something.  Ken Shiro is a real living myth in this wrestling federation.  Not only has he produced some of the greatest matches in the history of sports entertainment and wrestling itself, he is also the selling point of GIWF! 

  3. THE STYLES CLASH IS BACK!  AND THE LETTERMAN REPORT!  LET THE GOODS TIMES ROLL!

  4. Max Idol announced his come back to wrestling.  It looks like the porn star will be back to banging the cheap hookers every show.

  5. Last but not least the DAWG came back to wrestling.  Don't get me wrong, the DAWG at times was a great wrestler.  He was solid in every aspect in the ring but out side the ring many people would argue with his decisions.  I know I would.  I'm not gay by the way, but the DAWG is pretty good looking for a spent wrestler, and from what I heard he is rich, so why does he always surround himself with the ugliest bitches alive?!  You TELL ME DAWG! 

DAWG I'm calling you out as my first guest next Friday Night for the second edition of the Styles Clash 2006!

 

That's all I have for today see you next week!

 

-BJ STYLES