CLASSIFIED
PERSONAL INFORMATION
Agent name: M.G.
Meyers
Known alias: Hey
You!!!, Hey Buddy!!!
What he likes to be called:
SECRET AGENT MAN!
Age:
22
Known residence:
Columbus, Ohio
Current Mission: Senior
at Ohio State University, majoring in English.
Life Ambition: To
achieve oneness with the universe OR
find a good job. (Which
ever comes first!!!)
Latest Projects: WebMaster
for M.G.'s Best
of the Web and The
Student Internet Society @ OSU (Site up
but society is still being formed.)
Last seen:
Date: 12/14/98 | Time: 11:00 PM
Found bloodied and beaten in a grocery cart
after a confrontation with a 70-year-old woman over a parking spot at K-MART.
(Never make fun of the elderly!!!!)
Latest photograph:
(Photo taken during Finals week)
M.G. Meyers can be contacted at the anonymous
address below:
mgcpu@oocities.com
!!!!!!!!!This WebPage will self-destruct
in 10 seconds!!!!!!!!!
(If it doesn't just click the back
button and say boom!)
Have a nice day!!!