When you get a fortune in your fortune cookie, add "in bed" to the end and it makes it so much more entertaining"
observe...
You will soon bring joy to someone

Be generous, and the favor will be returned

A friend is a present you give yourself

A soft voice may be awfully pursuasive

All your hard work will soon pay off

All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly

Disbelief destroys the magic

Happiness begins with facing life with a smile and a wink

In order to take, one must give

Those who care will make the effort
...in bed