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Bill Gates
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Now this isn't so much a Bill Gates smash page as a mircroshaft blows page
As we all know, Bill Gates is the owner of Microshaft, and that they developed Winblows.  Winblows has dominated almost all computers and Microshaft is trying to take over everything, doesn't this sound like some star trek species we know.
If you need to know how to use a computer, here is a lesson
don't you get this feeling a lot with 98
yep, he's screwing us over
Do you want this to happen?
I think not
The crew of Microshaft when it started
You have to admit, winblows makes you wish it had this function
And finally, I had to include this here, the sexiest computer in the world
This is probably what they do to your files
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