You know you watch too much Fushigi Yuugi when...(1-45 were thought up by Asuka)The rest down from 45 were thought up by me or else it says by "whoever". These are thoughts that are inside my insane fy mind. Beware..heheh smirk*
#1 Your in love with one of the FY characters.(that's normal!^.^)
#2 People call you Miaka, Tamahome etc.
#3 You make people your seishi and try to summon Suzaku.
#4 You make people your seishi and try to summon any of the other gods(Seiryuu, Genbu, Byakko, or even Tenkou).
#5 You make people your seishi and try to summon A SEISHI of a god. (example: Tamahome no miko, Tamahome no seishi)
#6 All you can think about in school is Fushigi Yuugi.
#7 All you can dream about is Fushigi Yuugi.
#8 You annoy your friends by singing Fushigi Yuugi songs.
#9 You think you have chi powers
#10 ...and you try to blast people
#11 You bother your friends by talking to them about Fushigi Yuugi only.
#12 You are in at least one Fushigi Yuugi mailing list.
#13 You are in all of the Fushigi Yuugi mailing lists, and you get like 30 new messages everyday in your Inbox.
#14 You have formed a new language called Fushigi Yuugi lovers.
#15 The walls in your room is plastered with FY posters.
#16 You have visited(or tried to) ALL the Fushigi Yuugi webpages there are, and have gone through every single section on those webpages.
#17 You have created one(or more) Fushigi Yuugi webpage yourself.
#18 You are referred to as Tamahome, Nakago's girlfriend or Miaka's boyfriend.
#19 You have a FY page with a domain.(example: www.fushigiyuugi.com)
#20 You own one of the FY CDs.
#21 You own ALL of the FY CDs.
#22 You start calling your friends by Miaka or Tamahome.
#23 You wonder why you get fat when you eat too much.(IF you eat too much)
#24 You tried to write with a red permanent marker the symbol 'ogre' in chinese on your forehead.
#25 You tried writing the symbol "ogre" in chinese with a red permanent marker on your boyfriend.
#26 ...or any other symbol of the seishi...on various parts of their body.
#27 You've tried making paper fans and pointing them at people while shouting "Rekka Shinen!"
#28 You stare into the mirror and tell yourself, "I'm so beautiful, it's scary."
#29 You've memorized every Fy song in existance
#30 You tried dyeing your hair purple.
#31 You add "no da's" at the end of your sentences to annoy your friends/other people no da, even if it doesn't make sense no da.
#32 You take a fishing pole(or any other kind of pole) and try to stick rings on the top of it while saying "no da" over and over again.(or something similar to that)
#33 You wave your left hand over a sick kitten or another sick animal, and try to heal them.
#34 You try to pass a college test when you are still 13.
#35 You tried to break a wall with your fist but your knuckles crack instead.
#36 You tried to lift a boulder.
#37 ...and you succeeded.
#38 ...but...it fell on top of you right after and you had to go to the emergency room.
#39 You tried to make an ancient Chinese armor.
#40 ...and you succeeded.
#41 ...then you wore it.
#42 ...for Halloween.
#43 ...to school.
#44 You made any other costume and did the any of the above.
#45 You made your friends dress up like the charcters and tried to summon Suzaku in a summoning robe. It worked and you're hapily married to a boy with a ogre symbol on his head.
#46.You try putting your hair in buns but it always falls down and you wonder how Miaka does it...
#47 You want a pet Phoenix,Dragon,Turtle,Tiger.
#48 You went to Japan and tried to find the National Library and the Four Gods of the Universe. ( I actually tried this)
#49. You refer to IT as raisng ki. (SORRY I HAD WAY TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE AND I GET HENTAI AFTERWARDS)
#50 You own every piece of Fy product.
#51. Your weekly vacations are to Mt Taikyokou where you enjoy flying on magic carpet airways, and your stewertess is an old hag who can do magic. (Taitskun:What did you say!?!?!?
Shizuko:Oh nothing...sorry sorry please don't hurt me like you did to poor Hotohori)** this idea was from Trinity and I just fixed it up a bit. ^.^ thanks Trinity!**
#52 You own a mallet and you hit hentai men with it!!!(HEEE HEE that's my trademark. Ask Nakie!!! ^-^)
#53- You crossdress.
#54- You own the Four Gods of the Universe book.
#55-You can say each line of every episode of Fushigi Yuugi from memory.
#56-You blast ppl with chi who really really annoy you.
#57- ...you succed and they are laying on the ground burnt to a crisp.
#58-You named your kitty Tama-neko.
#59- You named all your pets after Tamahome, Miaka, Nakago,and so on.
#60- You worship, live and breath Fushigi Yuugi! (wai wai that's me!)
#61-Whenever you see a gay guy you call them Nuriko, Tomo or Nakago.*Ashram gave me this one*(All you ppl who are Nakie fans(including me) don't be offended cause my friend Ashram thinks Nakago is gay.*pulls out mallet*
#62-You dream about fy...or the characters...
#63- You've spent all you money on Fy and Tamahome wonders why you're so poor...
#64-YOu insult ppl by calling them (Nakago, Soi, Tomo) If you're for the Suzaku...
#65-You insult ppl by calling them (Tamahome,Miaka...)If you're for the Seiryu.
#66-You just simply insult them by saying they're Taitskun...
#67-You've seen the whole series plus the Ovas 10 zillion 5 billion 120 million 80 thousand 598 hundred and 6 times(I got carried away there..gomen)
#68-You've invented the language called fushigiyuugiese.
#69-You constantly take a book write Four Gods of the Universe on it and say. "C'mon suck me in I wanna go and meet the seishi!"(ok I'm getting a little weird...eeee)
#70-(girls)You wear a new necklace to school that resembles the Shinzaho and your friend goes "OH my gosh you have the Shinzaho! I want one! Where did you buy it?"
#71-(Guys)You have a ring on when you go to school on that special wedding finger 'cause that morning you were too tired and put it on the wrong finger. Your girlfriend goes "You're the reincarnation of Tamahome, aren't you! OHHH I finally found you! Yay!"
#72-You wear a necklace made of acorns and feathers and insist that your boyfriend's dead sister gave it to you.
When your friends say that your boyfriend doesn't have a sister you reply that that is the reason he is so overprotective.(Given to me by samuraiangel)
#73- You have 400 pictures of FY characters stored on your computer.
#74-You're school named their football team The Suzaku's...
#75- You're the rival of that school above and your team is named the Blue Seiryu Dragons.
#76-Your boyfriend breaks up with you and you don't cry at all 'cause you always know that Tamahome, Tasuki whoever will always be there for you.
#77-You plan birthday parties for the sichi seishi. With a cake and everything.
#78-You count down the day's until the new fy video comes out.
#79- It rains and you swear that you hear "I wish" playing somewhere...
#80- You write a list that YKYWTMFYW and you know someday that its gonna become 1 million reasons you know you watch too much fy...(yup that's me ^0^)
#81- You're postive that whenever you hear music you hear a part of an Fy song in the song.
#82-You have a shirt that says Suzaku rules! And Seiryu drool..especially Ashitare...
#83- Or you have a shirt that says Seiryu can kick Suzaku's butt all the way off The Four Gods of the Universe Book!
#84- Your parents say "Clean your room..." Your first move is grabbing the Four Gods of the Universe Book and yelling "Suck me in PPPPPLLLLLEEEEEEASSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE I don't want to clean my room!"
#85- You've created a game that goes to Fy. You know you'll make major $$ off of it and you will take over the "modern" world. BWAA HA HA HA...
#86- If you don't get your daily dose of Fy you will die of Fy pox...
#87- You're completely out of it when you can not see the newest Fy video. And after you do see it, it takes you 2 days to recover over Fy shock.
#88-You have a " Tamahome, Tasuki , Chichiri so on" type in your group( means everyone likes one of them)
#89- You think the world ends when the last video comes out, but then you remember the Ovas will be out soon so you'll have something else to look foward to in life.
#90- You vandilize all your school chalk boards with Fy eyes or "No da" or the famous " Rekka Shien!!!"
#91- You just finished watching an episode of Fy and before that you saw the Austin Powers movie and you can't stop yourself from saying "Rekka Shien baby! *Yeah baby*"(Don't ask the author just saw the 1st Austin Powers Movie)
#91a- You think Nakago and Dr. Evil have a conspiricy going...*Dr Evil laugh*
#92- You spot something Fy, A bell sounds off and you're running like crazy. The loudspeaker blares: "ON YOUR MARK GET SET BUY EVERYTHING IN THE STORE THAT IS RELATED TO FY!!!"
#93- You have a fy marathon showing all the videos and the OVAs starting at 4 am in the morning to 4 pm the next day. And you're still as hyper as Miaka after it's all done.
#94- Your doctor's name is Mitsukake and he has diagnosed you with a common case of Fy fever and the good thing is, you get to stay home and watch Fy over and over and over again. =)
#95-You have made a chart that shows how many people have gotten sucked into the Fy vortex. Current count: 600,000,000
#96- You think Disney is continuously ripping off plot lines from the series. (i.e. Little Mermaid, Cinderellla)By Cybercy
#97-You voted for school uniforms because you thought you would then have a link. (By Cybercy)
#98- You go to a big anime convention and you mob a fan dressed as a Fy character. You also try to ask for their autograph...
#99-You hyperventilate when you see anything realated to Fy
#100- You've memorized all these reasons and have taken it upon yourself to do all these things. ^o^
#101- You have a shrine of Suzaku and Seiryu in your room and whenever you want something you pray for towards it by saying" we are the children of Suzaku/Seiryu! Please grant me my wish oh divine god!"
#102- You're Icq skin is Fushigi Yuugi (by Miakamiya)
#103-You're winamp skin, desktop theme, wallpaper, screen saver, browser skin, and icons are all Fushigi Yuugi...*whew long one*
#104-You say to your friend "Oh I got you the Scroll of Suzaku for your birthday" And you other friend answers "Yeah right, if you really did you'd be in the other room chanting weird phrases trying to get in!"(hee that's what my friend said to me...heh heh this is a true one that happened to me....actually half of these are true...um maybe three forths...^^U)
#105-You end everything may Suzaku protect you! Oooom oooom we are the children of Suzaku!
#106- Or if you're a Star Wars fan.(which I'm NOT. My friend loves it...arg...shut up already) "May the Suzaku be with you my fellow young fy lover"
#107-You know every scrap of Fy information out there and your friends come to you for Fy releated tid bits and advice. In other words you're the Fy guru!!
#108- All your songs on your winamp or whatever player you use for mp3s are all fy songs...and nothing else.
#109- You try to find one of the Fy characters footprints and handprints in the Walk of Fame in Hollywood.
#110- Heh heh you get a cement maker and make a footprint and handprint for your fy character and when it's late at night you dig out one of the stars cement piece and replace it with Tamahome's or someones...hee hee
#111- You're parents and siblings know how to say Fushigi Yuugi.
#112-Whenever you say something about Fy they actually know what you're talking about.
#113- You're email revolves around Fy...eeeeee like mine!! Wai!! Wai!!
#114- You love doing the Miaka and Nuriko thing! (the Wai Wai...jump up and down**)
#115-"Tamahome" "Nakago" "Tasuki" and "Fushigi Yuugi" are commonly used in your household.
#116-You're named after one of the seishi or Miaka or Yui..J/K Fy isn't that old..or is it? (the four gods of the Universe book must be at least 200 years old..hee hee)
#117- You and your boyfriend or girlfriend are reffered to as Tamahome and Miaka or any one of the couples in Fy.
#118- You wonder if they named Soy sauce after Soi just they can't spell.
#119- You're whole entire wall(which is pretty big) is plastered in Fy pictures and posters.
#120- You draw Fy characters all over your homework and your teacher wonders...what's wrong with their eyes...
#121 You've talked about Fy so much that even your teachers know what it is. Plus your classmates who don't even know what anime is knows fy.
#122-This has got to be the strangest thing I have ever seen in Fy exsistence. It scares me ok here it goes. You find a pair of Tasuki's earring for sale and you buy them. (you're a guy) and you think "Hey Tasuki has millions of girls after him and if I buy these and wear them then I'll have good luck with girls...hah hah" You smirk and laugh and wear them. Well a month later your popularity rate has gone sky high. And you think "Heh heh thanks, Tasuki."
I saw a pair of Tasuki's earrings at ebay for auction, it really scares me how popular fy really is! ... either that or Tasuki. Why didn't they have Tama's ring!!??!! heh heh j/k...I would be buying that..hee hee
#123- You're a girl and you see the Tasuki earrings right? You love Tasuki to death and you snatch them up right away. And you think..."Hey if I have a link to him through his earrings...heh heh then he'll come to my world and we'll live happily ever after!" so you buy them and at your house you close the door. turn off the lights and start chanting...suddenly a bright light flashes and who's there?!?! none other than TASUKI!!! WAI WAI you scream. and of course you live happily ever after!!
#124 - You want Chichiri's casa(the hat. No I do not mean house...)
#125 - You can turn the tv on mute and do the voices yourself.
#126 - You can sing/hum the comercial music
#127 - You know off hand how many times they call "Miaka! Tamahome!"
#128- Your boyfriend wonders why you dumped him for a one eyed monk or guy who looks like a woman.
#129 - You love Hotohori's "duck" shoes and want a pair.
#130 - You notice the lump that shouldn't be there when Tamahome falls off the bed in eps #12.
#131 - You scream when you know the famous "boot" is coming on. (Tasuki's episode)
#132 - When Tasuki is carrying Miaka off you notice that she is grabbing his butt. (Aoi: Miaka...you have some problems...I thought Tamakins was your man. Shame Shame unfaithful...)
#133 - Your friend works at the library and one day she calls you saying. "Guess what?! At the library today I found this lost..." you ignore the rest of the sentence, drop the phone. Steal your parent's car. Drive to her house. Drag her out the doorway. Speed to the library and grab her wrist and point frantically where? where? where??!!!
#134 - You ask your friend, who happens to be visiting China. Have you met any hot guys with turquiose hair and an ogre symbol on his fore head?