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The
possibly, recently ancient and moderately worshipful shrine
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Random
things -Angry
Rave #01: Ricky Martin
"Hear
ye! Hear ye!"
Ricky
Martin, walking shallow hole. I’m sorry folks, but I can’t
stand the man. During his interview was the closest I’ve
ever got to thinking that I might go to the toilet during the
Micallef Program. Just his brainless presence leeched Shaun’s
intellect as I watched. Poor Shaun. I was waiting to hear a good
sarcastic reply to Ricky’s brainless self-promoting chatter
(Look at me everyone! I have a children’s foundation! I
have nice hair! I’m funny!) but I knew that he couldn’t.
He’d be shot by the irritating screaming teeny-boppers in
the audience.
So I offer my deepest
sympathy to Shaun, not only for the pain that his knee was going
through that night, but the pain his genius underwent interviewing
Mr. Narcissus himself. To add travesty to poo, Ricky Martin’s
evil song could’ve been avoided and Shaun’s high horse been included
into the program. I have been doing a bit of research to
help the less literary enlightened of those among us and produced
a simple pictorial diagram to help…
That cleared up,
I can now finish this almost pointless and aggravating rave.
Fly
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