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I live in Mikeville You can, too I want you to live here But, caveat emptor So they say "Let the buyer beware." |
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In Mikeville The days are full The nights are short At least in my mind |
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Art That's what matters Poetry I write it all the time |
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Coincidences Really freaky ones Day-long spates of them Characterize Mikeville God's saying something Maybe . . . "You're on the right path!" That's how He speaks to me And I'm always listening In Mikeville |
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Yard sales are king In Mikeville Don't bother me Saturday morning But, Saturday afternoon Come on by And I'll show you my Purchases My scores Like a big box of candles Of every shape, size, and stripe For one dollar Or a sleeping bag You could move into With a family of four And survive the Siberian winter Without a candle For ten |
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In Mikeville English three-speeds are king Or old Schwinn's Don't be ridin' nothin' else |
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In Mikeville Michael Corleone is God And Italian accents Complete with Mediterranean gestures Like the kind the gangsters use Pop up often Don't worry Intelligible English Returns quickly We all have to live In the real world Even in Mikeville |
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In Mikeville Minor social sleights Real or imagined Are magnified And you might find yourself Banished from Mikeville For a while Until you make The proper show Of respect Like something out of THE GODFATHER Kissing my high school ring Works fine |
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Friends are golden In Mikeville Kinda like in Europe Bein' down ain't nothin' Just come around And I'll lift you up |
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We're onto women In Mikeville So mind your "p's and q's" You pretty much run things You're not so sweet and innocent So leave us something Some respect Some pride Admit that you need us Man-hating Baby-killing Feminists Need not apply |
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Keep your labels to yourself In Mikeville Guys-liking-guys Is normal It happens all the time Natural Like squirrels eating nuts And necessary To our proper Psycho-social development And don't call Socrates "gay" In Mikeville No such word Existed in his day |
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We start from here In Mikeville The male fabric Then move to Navigating The treacherous waters Of womankind With greater
And an escape hatch |
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In Mikeville Five minutes of pressure Down below In exchange For putting up with Outrageous female behavior 24/7 Is not worth the Dubious and needless Moniker of "Straight" |
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In Mikeville White males Have freedom of expression And can talk about
Until you get to your "Truth" Freedom of thought Requires Freedom of expression So please Think freely! Speak freely! In Mikeville |
