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| Aren't Photos wonderful things? |
| Make them a few years old, the most flattering you can find, and |
| place them in the right places and every half wit allowed near a computer screen leaves convinced that even a pasty-faces shortarse is a 6' 5 " muscle bound hunk of Califonian lovin' with a Hollywood smile and a beautiful soul. Which in my case is true. But occasionally when the mental health authorities let a real loon loose on you, a boy's head could be turned. "Surely", I said, "one of my dear chums is playing a trick on me with this message from Portugal?" Yes , they all replied, someone MUST be. Twats. Still, none confessed, so I like to imagine the following was sent by a man with insight..... |
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| Hi |
| My name is Antonio I'm from Portugal |
| I have 29 years old |
| I'm write to you because I sow your magificente fotos on Jockuniversity site and stay in love for you and for yours very beautiful body, you are the men that I have dream all may life, and i want make your life more complete |
| How we say here in Portugal " És o Deus Apolo em Figura de gente" it means that you are soo beautiful like the Apolo god ( it's a god of greek ancient mitology that was the most beautifull men in the Universe) |
| I know that I'm very far away from you for something between you ang I |
| but I just want be a friend off you. |
| If you think it will be possibel write me an e-mail |
| For the moment I just have this foto of me. |
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| Bye Bye |
| Antonio |
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| He may have been confusing me with someone else since my very beautiful body remains a closely guarded secret - but the God Apollo in Human form? Yes - do you know I think I might be. But out of such Madness delusions are born and thus it came to pass that I convinced myself my own notion of a Greek God - Slovak porn star Lukas Ridgeston - bore an uncanny resemblance to me..well..to someone who went to the same barber at least. And when there are enough photos of him on the net to prove his resemblance to anyone you care to mention I was able to take a poll of my friends and ask with a coquettish blush: "is it my imagination, or..?" To a man they said "Yes - it's your imagination." Well to be precise they said "Fuck off! You look nothing like him!" Philistines! |
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| Undaunted I went to the source itself - the official website of the company who makes his videos. (Apparently if you pay to join their club you can email the stars themselves: "You may even recieve a reply!") I said settle an arguement - does the lad in these photos look like your Lukas? I got a reply.... |
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| Well, I can see where the boy bears a "certain" resemblance (define "certain" ...). He looks more like Lukas than, say, Margaret Thatcher |
| does. |
| ;-) |
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| Meantime - keep Surfing the Web! |
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| (The Boy? ME?) |
| You See! You see?! I told them but they wouldn't listen! Well that's an official seal of approval if ever I heard one. Admittedly he's clearly never seen any of the movies Thatcher made when she was young and desperate - "Mucky Maggie" I, II and III. What that woman could do with her penis...... |
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| If YOU want to cast a vote on the issue ...then I really think you need to get out more. |
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