This was a mammoth trip. Two men, two bikes, 5,300 miles in two weeks. 10 states
visited, two worn out rear tires, two speeding tickets (93mph in a 65mph zone = $114) and
one parking ticket (unpaid, it was bogus). We considered ourselves quite lucky with the
speeding ticket. Ten minutes before the state patrol pursuit vehicle pulled us over we
were doing 140 mph .....
It started out in Minneapolis, MN, on Thursday afternoon, went west to San Francisco, CA, and all the way
back, returning late on a Monday night.
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Where |
Miles traveled
(per DAY) |
Total miles |
Minneapolis, MN |
0 |
0 |
Sturgis, ND |
605 |
605 |
D |
202 |
807 |
Buffalo, WY |
201 |
1,008 |
West Yellowstone, MO |
417 |
1,425 |
Wells, |
456 |
1,881 |
Reno, NV |
457 |
2,338 |
CA Route 1 |
497 |
1,835 |
San Loes, CA |
138 |
2,973 |
Telluride, CO |
996 |
3,969 |
Redstone, |
164 |
4,133 |
Denver, CO |
208 |
4,341 |
Council Bluffs, IO |
578 |
4,919 |
Minneapolis, MN |
688 |
5,607 |
Yosemite Park, MO.
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The roads there are pretty torturous, lots of short, sharp twisty bits.
Lots of idiots in RV's crawling along towing a car. Not much passing space
so it takes an AGE to get anywhere. Very pretty though. First night there
we had to drive all around the park and ended up not staying in it. All
the campsites were full, so we staying in a small town in Montana just outside
the National Park. |
Me by a geyser.
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Nice and warm now. Stank a bit though. I wasn't smelling too
fresh either now I think about it. |

Look! No hands!
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This is fairly typical of Yosemite Park. Pretty pretty pretty. |
Butt City
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They spelled the name of the town wrong on all the signs. It should of
been "Butt". Population 59. What they did I have no idea. It
was just another small village you flash through. No obvious reason for
it's existence. Ranching probably, but we didn't see much livestock.
Take a look at the road in the background. It was like that for hundreds
and hundreds of miles. I had no idea there was so much land in America.
And for the main part there is very little in between. In the more remote
parts the police patrol it by helicopter.
Oh, future note: Do not wear a white T-shirt when doing long distance
motorcycle rides.
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Golden Gate Bridge, CA. |
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Here at last! The fog hung around the bridge most of the time we were
there. Apparently the first sailors in the area never went into the bay
because all they saw was a bunch of fog every time they sailed past it. |

San Francisco
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San Francisco is a very nice city. The weather was nice, but strange.
If you venture out of the city it gets cloudier and damper. Go towards the
city and it gets dryer and colder. It was always sunny IN town, but as you
leave it seems to cloud over. Weird. |
I am da' Terminator
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Tim with SF in the background just as we were heading off to the Grand
Canyon. The prison on the rock (begins in "A") is off to the
left.
The people in the white T-shirts are people who sell clothes out of the
bin liners to the tourists. They stay behind the wall so they can stay
out of sight of the police, or get away quick if chased.
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Smile for the camera
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Two seconds after this picture was taken the woman turned round and slapped
me for what my hand had just did ... |
Bridge in Fog
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Fortunately the fog lifted for the last day so we could see the bridge.
When you drive over it the fog covers the road, but you can look up and
see the structure. There is a large tanker coming down the river in the
photo, but you can't see it. It slowly appeared out of the fog like a ghost
ship, fog horn blowing. This was the last film in the camera, so I missed
it. Ho hum, life goes on. |

Tim goes for a paddle in the Pacific Ocean
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The water is a LOT colder than it looks. Ankle deep is about as far as
you want to go. Dunno how those people are playing in the waves. |
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Boy is it the biggest hole I've ever seen. Photographs don't do
it justice, you just stand by it and go "Wow". Then you look at
if for another 20 mins.. trying to comprehend
it's size, then you go "wow" again. A Japanese tourist who spoke
zero English took this photo. We had to do a lot of pointing to get the
message across, but she got the idea in the
end bless her. |
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Spot the double rainbow. This was taken shortly after we left
the Grand Canyon. We stopped off and changed into wet weather gear (read:
a pair of waxed cotton rain pants that let in the water after 10 mins).
We were dead lucky. It was the only rain we saw the whole two weeks on
the road.
Just outside the Grand Canyon is an Indian reservation (Navaho?).
The only part of it we saw was the stalls at the side of the road selling
jewelry, rugs and pottery. Nothing grows on that land, no crops, no animals,
just dust, trailer homes and stray dogs. Boy did those people get screwed
by the white man.
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That's it for the trip to California 1999!