Admittedly, I haven't been game enough to spend $39.95 on this stuff, much less try it. Apperently "the fibres work like an 'Intestinal Broom' cleansing your total digestive system allowing larger amounts of waste matter to pass easily & regularly through your bowel" Ummm.... yuck!?

Positively suckfull. These wipes are useless. Thankfully I didn't pay for them. I would have given them no stars, but I don't have a no star gif. Maybe for these things, I'll have to make a -1 star gif. I found the warning not to eat the wipes especially handy. Click here to see the ridiculous warning on the package. My question is, what kind of dick would swallow the bloody things?

I play a Fender Jazz V. I find it to be a superior instrument. It has wide neck, and low action. It rings clear throughout, and has good tone all the way to the lowest notes. I recommend this bass if you are experienced at playing 5-string, and would like to move up to a better model. If you're new to 5-string, I recommend the Ibanez 5 string, as it has a narrower string spacing and is lighter.

Tooheys is an average beer, with a decent taste but low alcohol content. If you're looking to get drunk, I would recommend drinking plenty of them.

Australia is an above-average country, with tolerable citizens but a lack of knowledge regarding the rest of the planet. It has an abundance of bizarre pouched animals, all of which taste like lamb. The residents enjoy 4 seperate sports, all of which they call football. I would recommend Australia if you like Canada, but are afraid of French people or snow.

Dogs make good pets. They can be trained to do many stupid, but impressive tasks. I would recommend dogs if you were looking for a pet. This recommendation does not apply to small dogs. For small dogs, see cats.

Winblows has demonstrated itself to be totally useless, unless you desire to waste copious amounts of time and money. I would not recommend Winblows except, of course, as punishment.