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Sex Theory
A noted sex therapist realized that people often
lie about the frequency of their encounters, so he
devised a test to tell for certain how often someone
had sex.
To prove his theory, he filled up an auditorium with
people, and went down the line asking each person to
smile. Using the size of the person's smile, the
therapist was able to guess accurately how often each
person had sex. The last man in line was grinning from
ear to ear.
"Twice a day," the therapist guessed, but
was surprised when the man said no. "Once a day,
then?" Again the answer was no. "Twice a
week?"
"No."
"Twice a month?"
"No."
When the doctor asked, "Once a year?" the
man finally said yes.
The therapist was angry that his theory hadn’t
worked with this individual, and he asked the man,
"What the heck are you so happy about?"
The man answered, "Tonight's the night!"