I'm No male chauvinist  (if that doesn't mean being a man !).  Don't believe me ? check out About men.

Man and woman, yin and yang - 2 opposite forces that have fenced with each other ever since Adam laid  eyes on Eve. Man pulls at his hair to fathom 'complex woman' while woman wants to dunk his head for being so passionate over a ball, 2 bats and 3 sticks ! Man never seems to find his socks and woman still can't read maps - And the war goes on ..........

words that I live by - about

• The ages woman subtract from their age are not lost  but they R added to the ages of other woman !.
• It is easier to die for the woman one loves than to live with her. 
• It is obvious that women are smarter than men ! think about it - Diamonds are a girl's best friend; man's best friend is a dog.

        Einstein's Theory

•  An individual compliment to one girl will be considered as an equal and opposite insult to other girl(s).

• Beauty is potent, money is omnipotent
• Bread is better than Blossoms
• But what is a woman, only one of the nature's agreeable blunders.
• By the time a man finally understands a woman, he becomes too old to be considered by any woman.
• Better that a girl has beauty than brains coz men see better than they think.
• Never quarrel with a woman, never fight a knife with an axe
• Woman are like elephants to many, they look at them with awe but wouldn't want to own one.
• A kiss can be a coma, a question or an exclamation mark !
• A woman is flax, a man is fire, the devil comes and blows the bellows !
• Between a woman's yes and no - there is no room for a pin to go.
• What comes tooooo... easy-is not worth having.
• The tougher the obstacle  -  the greater the glory.
• Too..oo much Too..oo Soo..oon is boo..ooring.
•  Shouldn't be too...oo swee...eet , it will giv u diabates.
• Shouldn't be too...oo ho...t to handle

• A thing of  beauty

  is a joy 4 ever

• Beauty is just skin deep - sad - but true   [ wait a minutte, that's enough 4 me  !  ]
•  Women need a husband lot more than they need a friend coz it's their husband who makes them feel superior to men every time.
•  A man said he is the King of his house - WHY? - coz my wife told me to say so.
•  Powder room - an Xception to the laws of universe - Time passes backwards here.
•  The early bird catches the chic(k)

. God asked ADAM "why r u sad?" - Adam Replied " i want a companion"  God said " i will give u a companion, called woman - she will  be perfect, gracious, beautiful, serve u , cook u food, raise ur child, appreciate u etc,. & u will be very happy".

Adam asked "what it is going to cost me?"   God replied "an arm, a leg and an eye"

Adam said "that's too much, what can I get 4 a rib?"

    And u know the rest of the story

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