The Best Jokes That People Sent In

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We have some jokes in so far.  But remember that you can also send in a joke too!  E-mail the joke(s) to me at mike099m@hotmail.com.

Ducks And Grapes

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender. "Do You Have any grapes?" "No" the bartender answered, and the duck leaves. ---The Next Day--- The duck walks into the bar and asks the bartender. "Do You Have any grapes?" "No" the bartender answered, and the duck leaves. ---The Next Day--- The duck walks into the bar and asks the bartender. "Do You Have any grapes?" "No, this is a bar. We only serve nuts and beer." the bartender answered, and the duck leaves. ---The Next Day--- The duck walks into the bar and asks the bartender. "Do You Have any grapes?" "No, if u ask that one more time, im going to put nails in you that its going to hurt!!" the bartender yelled, and the ducks leaves. ---The Next Day--- The duck walks into the bar and asks the bartender. "Do you have any nails?" "No." the bartender answers "Ok, Do you have any grapes?"

-Danny Tsang