Fishing Jokes
Catching the fish
Jim
had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without
catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and
ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out
and throw them at me, will you?"
"Why do you want me to throw them at you?"
"Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."
"Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughly."
"But why?"
"Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I
should tell you to take orange roughly. She prefers that for supper
tonight."
Catching many fish
A
fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than
he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a
stringer with a dozen baby minnows. The second fisherman looked at the marlin,
turned to the first fisherman and said, " Only caught one, eh?"
Two men camping
Two
young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great
trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super.
At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon,
they vowed that they would meet, in twenty years, at the same place and renew
the experience.
Twenty years later, they met and traveled to a spot near where they had been
years before. They walked into the woods and before long came upon a brook. One
of the men said to the other, "This is the place!".
The other replied, "No, it's not!".
The first man said, "Yes, I do recognize the clover growing on the bank on
the other side.
To which the other man replied, "Silly, you can't tell a brook by it's
clover."
