Music Jokes
Phone
songs
All
of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are pauses,
and hyphens are held notes.
Mary
Had A Little Lamb
3212333,
222, 399, 3212333322321 or
3212333, 222, 133, 3212333322321
Jingle
Bells
333,
333, 39123, 666-663333322329, 333, 333, 39123, 666-6633, 399621
Frere
Jacques
1231,
1231, 369, 369, 9*9631, 9*9631, 111, 111
Olympic
Fanfare
3-9-91231,
2222-32112312, 3-9-91231, 2222-32112321
The
Butterfly Song
963,
23621, 3693236236932362, 963, 23621
Happy
Birthday
112,
163, 112, 196, 110, 8521, 008, 121
Trumpet
jokes
Q:
How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, "I could do
that better.
Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?
A: Their personality.
Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?
A: King Kong is more sensitive.
Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?
A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
The best recording of the Haydn Trumpet Concerto is Music Minus One.
Q: How to trumpet players traditionally greet each other?
A: "Hi. I'm better than you."
Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?
A: The doorbell shrieks!
Musical
jokes
Q:
What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?
A: A new age song.
Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?
A: You get your job and your wife back.
Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?
A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.
After silence, music comes closest to expressing the inexpressible.
Music is the only sensual pleasure without vice.
Any
last requests?
A
cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The
day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy
if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn.
Ah'd be mighty grateful if'n yoo'd play 'Achy Breaky Heart' fur me bahfore ah
hafta go."
"Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that," says the warden. He turns to
the biker, "And you, biker, what's your last request?"
"That you kill me first."
