The Weekly Gray Matter Where we don't care what the hell you think, as long as you laugh Sunday March 11, 2002

MIKE RETURNS Michael Gray made his return to website development today with an entirely new format and up to date information. The following is a letter to all of his fans and readers...

Well hello out there all of my new freinds and friends in the past. Thought that it just might be time to work on the website again.  I have to do something to kill all of the time that I seem to have lately.  So here's where you all come in.  I need some juicy local gossip or gossip about those who left our great little town of Porterville, California in search of a better place.  Its all in fun so I really hope that I don't offend anybody while doing this bit.  I will publich your stories on my page and you will recieve full credit or may remain annonymous if you wish. I may even start paying for stories if they are really good.  Anyway.  Real or fake, people, send them to my website with the word "STORY" in the subject box.   Thanks y'all.                                                                             Michael D Gray                                                                             Editor of The Weekly Gray Matter

Michael Gray taken in Oct 1999    File Photo

This Weeks Quote:Some girls suck, but not all of them do.

Skaters Rejoice Terra Bella, Calif.In a move that could be considered both terrific and completely idiotic, the Vans company, makers of shoes and a clothing line that targets children and teens, has approved funding for a skate park in the thriving town of Terra Bella.  The park will be located neer the center of town(in a town where there isn't much else) and city transportation in Porterville will expand to include several trips to the park on a daily basis.  Building will begin early this summer and should continue for at least three months.  The estimated cost of the park is 2.7 million dollars, which includes two large skating pools, a one acre flatland area, and three different half pipes.  It remains to be seen weather or not there will be consessions on site.  The Terra Bella city counsel  members all say they will be there for the ribbon cutting ceremonies with their skateboards in hand.  I myself will be photographing the event because I know that one of those old folks is gonna bust thier ass or head and that is going to be a great shot.                   Article by Spanky McGee                   Reporter for The Weekly                         Gray Matter

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