Shhhhhh....Listen 2 What The Guys R Saying:
-"I Have A Toothbrush..My Toothbrush Is Sexy."
-"mike is so hot....oops, i mean joe."
-"We are renaming the band to Blinkin'sync-182."
-"Thank you, Brad. Brad's so kind. He's here for my moral support. Without Brad I think I'd be pretty bummed out on tour, because he's the only one who gives me any moral support. Everyone else makes fun of me - especially Mr. Hahn."
-"We don't know what this video (osc) is about. Joe our DJ, is the only one who knows what it's about, and he won't tell us."
-"We support free music. So go ahead! Download that shit!"
-"I'm not tired. I'm not tired. I'm... zzzzzzzzzzzz."
-"Chester? He just likes to show his butt. He wouldn't have the tights that most wrestlers have. He would have a G-string."
-"We can't have any new songs....our record label won't pay people to write us new songs until we get the dance moves to our Clairol commercial right"
-"I'm going to sprout wings out of my ass one day and fly around the world."
-"If you were sitting in your living room wathing tv, having a pop tart and a soda, and some drunken idiot walked into your home wanting to use your bathroom-"YOU'D FRIGGIN' CALL THE COPS!"
-"I'm not a wrestler. I'm a manager. Our wrestling partners are our singer, Chester, and our DJ, Mr. Hahn... they're the Sugar Brothers."
-"I chipped a tooth on a mic once. I hurt my back in the pit. Chester got spit on. We got human fescies thrown on us. We got a sign one time when we were playing with Union Underground a couple of months ago that said, "Go Back To The Suburbs". Chester held it up and said, "We love fan mail." In the beginning they were talking some trash but by the end they were signing up for our street team. Chester kissed both of them on the face. The kids standing around were rolling on the floor laughing. I'm trying to think because I know there have been way more casualties. We've been hit and broken things. Brad's guitar has hit me in the head before. I actually threw up in my mouth in Des Moines."
-"There's nothing like screaming "Shut up" for seven hours straight, upside down. That was another thing — when they hung me upside down, all the blood in my body rested in this small space in my head, 'cause I don't have that big of a melon. It was the most excruciating thing. I felt like my head was going to explode like a pimple. It was kind of gross."
-"You will go far and travel wide?...Oh, you will travel far and wide, that's what it says."
-"There's this 13-year-old kid from Pittsburgh. He comes up to us and goes, 'I'm stalking you dude, and when you reach the peak of your success I'm going to kill you.' Then, during the show he's down the front telling Mike that he wants to 'rape his soul'! I think that's cool, but he probably needs to chill out a bit."
-"But after all that, here I am, yes I am on the internet after all of this time, I'm hip, I'm with it, haha."
-"To us, Family Values means that Mike can walk around the bus wearing a dress, and it wouldn't matter, cuz we all love him."
-"Shutup or I'll sit on your head!"
-"I'm a fashion bitch!"
-"Rather than just stealing your shit they ask if they can steal it. Chester came back into the dressing room without his shoes or clothes or basically anything of him. He was like 'you know what, people are so polite about taking my stuff that I gave it to them'."
-"I'm inspired by the sheer ingenuity and intelligence possessed by my fellow bandmates'"
-"we like to hold hands and comb each other's hair in our spare time.
-"The best thing I'd ever done to Joe's parents was pretends that we were friends."
-*doing devil horns* \m/ "I learned this at the Ozzfest, I don't know what it means though."
-"You know what Andre?!?! How many times do we have this conversation??? I can't use a green pic with a green screen...."
-Mike was covered in crap. He had to strip down before we let him back on the bus because he smelled so bad!
-"I have a very broad taste in music. I can learn and enjoy something from so many of the different bands and styles of music out there. Keeping and open mind enables me to grow as a musician. I learned to play the drums by playing along with Led Zeppelin CD's and playing Nirvana cover songs with a band in junior high. I took lessons for a few months, but never got into reading drum music and stopped. The joke is, a band is made up of 4-5 musicians and a drummer. I don't really fit that stereotype, at least most of the time. I studied music for a while and also write music on the piano. I approach drumming musically and concentrate on making the drums fit to emphasize the melody and lyrics, or stand out with a strong driving beat when necessary. I love being a part of Hybrid Theory because we have the ability to create new sounds and move music into uncharted territory."
-"This is Joe. Always use lotion when your drinking water in the midst of LAPD confidential, hot potato, popsicle."
-"My butt hurts. I've been sitting in this damn chair signing stuff for a half an hour and they won't let me get up and walk around. Big old bodyguards say oooga boooga".
-"If it ain't broke, break it, then superglue it together. When you're done, give it to a friend."
-"They aren't teenie boppers! They're Linkie Boppers!"
-"Well, Ive got some wet toilet paper here. I'm gonna throw it at pedestrians."
-"I lost my house, can I have yours?"
-I know my mom bought a couple of copies, but not 2 million.
(After finding out how many copies were sold)
-What? Turn it off I hate this. It's still on I can see it flashing!
-"...you grab the first shirt of the pile, and you get twinsies!" (pointing to mike)
-"Is it soomed in? Zoom in...fuzzy!"
-No, you have a ghetto booty!
-"My favorite color is clear".
I Thought These Were Funny & Had To Share 'Em!!!
Joe-What the hell is it with you and Jiggly Puff's?
Chester-What the hell is it with you and frogs?
Joe-Don't disrespect the almighty froggie!
Chester-Oooooh I'm scared! Should I run?
Joe-Yes very, very fast.
Chester: There was another time when Mike was in a really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use a porta potty.
Mike: Chester?!
Joe: I remember this one!
Chester: Anyways, Mike went to use the porta potty and we were waiting inside the RV. It was Joe's idea, but we all got out and started to rock the thing back and forth. We didn't mean to, but we ended up tipping the porta potty over while Mike was in it!
Mike: That was so not funny.
Joe: Yeah it was, you should have seen the look on your face when you got out of there!
Rob: Mike was covered in crap. He had to strip down before we let him back on the bus because he smelled so bad!
Chester: Then we attacked him with air freshener.
Brad: Lysol!
Joe: "Mike walked over there, put a cd in,was looking at the t.v, sat on that table, and broke it in half!"
Mike: "OMG im so bummed"
Joe: "stupid rock star!"
Mike: "How funny is this? I put my fatass (laughs) I put my fatass on this table and broke it!"
Phoenix: So... who's your favorite Linkin Park..er?
Weardrobe Girl: Oh! It's, oh, the cute one.... Mr. Hahn!!
Joe (shocked): I didn't tell her to say that.
Chester: for some reason we like each other alot
Mike: he likes me, but i cant stand him
Chester: oh, i guess not then.
Brad: I'm getting a new tattoo, it's going on Chester's left arm
Joe: I'm getting flames on my wrists
Brad: I'm getting Joe's on my flames
Mike: I'm getting water on my wrists
Brad: I'm getting wrists on my....I give up
CHESTER: We're sooo boy bandish, aren't we? I think it's because of my strikingly good looks.
MIKE: I think it's because of your strikingly bad looks.
CHESTER: I totally disagree. I think I'm the most important person...ever.
MIKE: I think Chester's full of himself and I think that's really hot!
CHESTER: Yeah sometimes at night your full of me too.
*Why does Brad wear headphones in concert?*
Brad: Brad cannot reveal his inspiration.
Mike: When Brad's being mysterious he speaks in the third person.
Mike: When Mike speaks in the third person he makes himself crazy.
Brad: Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich.
Mike: I'm not a very reading person, I like to look at pictures.
Chester: Mike likes porno.
Mike:I don't like porno. I like graphics...
Joe: I have an ass, its a nice ass but I don't go around showing it off like Chester does all the time!
Mike: Yeah but you've shown it off once or twice!
Joe: Well that's different. I'm not like Chester.
Chester: Yeah I'm the assmaster!!!!
JOE: Yes I do think Britney's boobies are fake!
MIKE: Hehe boobies!
CHESTER: I like small boobies. Small ones are just right. Big ones are bad. I'd be afraid that I'd get suffocated by them if they were too big.
Phoenix: Chester likes to grab his package like Michael Jackson.
Mike: I didn't know Chester had a package?
Joe: Yeah its somewhere down there.
MIKE: Chester, why do you have to wear all those spikes? You're gonna poke someone's eyes out. That's all he does is pull that thing up because it's always slipping down his wrist.
CHESTER: (starts punching Mike in the arm) It's art! It's fucking art!
Chester: Have you ever played the Penis Game?
Cane: WHAT?!
Chester: The Penis Game!
Cane: What the hell is that?!
Chester: Wanna play it with me?
Cane: Uh, no thanks!
Mike: Oh come on, you know you do!
Cane: Would someone mind telling me what the hell the Penis Game is?
Chester: Its where I slap you with my penis!
Joe: No its not! Someone says Penis really quietly and then someone else repeats but in a louder tone and then it keeps going and going until it gets really loud and the loudest person wins!
Cane: Oh, okay.
Joe: Penis!
Brad: Phoenix has no penis!
Phoenix: Now that you mention it, my name kinda rhymes with Penis!
Joe: No it doesn't!
Brad: Jones soda rules!
Mike: I like the green apple.
Joe: Hehe green froggie apple!
Chester: Crushed mellon is good!
Rob: Hehehe you said mellon!
Mike: Mellon...Mellons...Bozoooooms!
Mike: We're not like other bands you know. We actually visit our website and care about our internet fans. We visit as many fansites as possible.
Joe: Yes and I like to send threatending emails to people.
Phoenix: No you don't.
Joe: Yes I do! Shh, its supposed to be a secret!
Joe: Chester has a foul mouth.
Chester: fuck fuck fuck?
Mike: Bagawk!
Chester: I said fuck, not cluck!
Mike: The best thing I'd ever done is when my brother went to oversea and I came back home as a Christmas present.
Chester: In a box.
Mike: Yes, in a box.
MIKE; (SNIFFS).. AWWWWW WHO LAYED THE EGG ( LOOKS AT CHESTER)
CHESTER; (SMILES) QUACK QUACK
Mike: You need to get a little clamp for that bracelet, so you don't have to pick it up every time you want to reach down! (Chester starts hitting him.) I'm not banging on you, bro, I just used to have the same problem!
Chester: It's art, dude, OK?! I'm not into image, it's fucking art!
Mike: Art? Whatever!
Interveiwer: With all the metal that you wear about your person, do you have problems when you go through airports?
Mike: You have no idea! Brad's pants are down around his ankles, 'cause his pants are too big and his belt's all made of metal, Chester has to take off 50 things it's a joke! And the best thing is, he's obsessive compulsive. Tell her about how you arrange your bracelets when you take them off!
Chester: No.
Mike: I'll tell her about it! Chester takes off his bracelets when he's going through the metal detector at the airport and he has this bag with those of those handles that pulls up, so there's a long hanger and he arranges them on that. He takes them off in the same order every time and puts them in the same places and arranges them perfectly.
Chester: I'm disgusting, because I do that with my baggage too. All my bags specifically fit in a certain way really well I can't have disorganised bags! And when I go grocery shopping, I'm the same way; boxed items like detergents have to be separated from the food, and then all cans go together, all meats go together, and therefore it's easier to unload when you get home.
Interveiwer: But surely it's only common sense to separate your detergents from your fresh food, so they don't get tainted with a soapy taste?
Chester: Yes, but you see people tossing whatever they grab first into the bag. Not with me. It has to be done a specific way every time.
Mike: This is like the most involved answer about produce that I have ever heard in my life!
MIKE: Chester and I met at a male strip club.
CHESTER: We were both trying to get jobs there as dancers.
MIKE: And it just didn't work out....because my butt wasn't big enough.
CHESTER: Yeah and I've got what they call the crispy cream which is a little fat area around my belly button which is kinda like a donut.
MIKE: It's from eating too many donuts.
ROB: Hey Joe what are you listening to?
JOE: Uh, Nothing..
BRAD: He's listening to Chester's Madonna CD's.
JOE: No I'm not!!!
CHESTER: What?! I never said you could listen to them!!
JOE: I'm not!!
CHESTER: I'm gonna kill you, you hacker!!!
JOE: Leave me alone!!! (hides his face in his arms)
MIKE: It's okay, Joe... Chester's not gonna hurt you...
CHESTER: Yeah, I'm not gonna hurt you.... .... I'm just gonna...
JOE: NO!!!! NOT THE FROGGY!!!
ROB: Chester....
CHESTER: Oh, ok.... geez, I was just joking....
JOE: (sniffs)no you weren't.... you were gonna... you were gonna..
ROB: Here, do you want Mr. Froggy???
PHEONIX: Yeah, Mr. Froggy won't hurt you...
JOE: (takes the stuffed animal) ok, thanks....
Chester-What the hell is it with you and frogs?
Joe-Don't disrespect the almighty froggie!
Chester-Oooooh I'm scared! Should I run?
Joe-Yes very, very fast.
Chester: There was another time when Mike was in a really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use a porta potty.
Mike: Chester?!
Joe: I remember this one!
Chester: Anyways, Mike went to use the porta potty and we were waiting inside the RV. It was Joe's idea, but we all got out and started to rock the thing back and forth. We didn't mean to, but we ended up tipping the porta potty over while Mike was in it!
Mike: That was so not funny.
Joe: Yeah it was, you should have seen the look on your face when you got out of there!
Rob: Mike was covered in crap. He had to strip down before we let him back on the bus because he smelled so bad!
Chester: Then we attacked him with air freshener.
Brad: Lysol!
Joe: "Mike walked over there, put a cd in,was looking at the t.v, sat on that table, and broke it in half!"
Mike: "OMG im so bummed"
Joe: "stupid rock star!"
Mike: "How funny is this? I put my fatass (laughs) I put my fatass on this table and broke it!"
Phoenix: So... who's your favorite Linkin Park..er?
Weardrobe Girl: Oh! It's, oh, the cute one.... Mr. Hahn!!
Joe (shocked): I didn't tell her to say that.
Chester: for some reason we like each other alot
Mike: he likes me, but i cant stand him
Chester: oh, i guess not then.
Brad: I'm getting a new tattoo, it's going on Chester's left arm
Joe: I'm getting flames on my wrists
Brad: I'm getting Joe's on my flames
Mike: I'm getting water on my wrists
Brad: I'm getting wrists on my....I give up
CHESTER: We're sooo boy bandish, aren't we? I think it's because of my strikingly good looks.
MIKE: I think it's because of your strikingly bad looks.
CHESTER: I totally disagree. I think I'm the most important person...ever.
MIKE: I think Chester's full of himself and I think that's really hot!
CHESTER: Yeah sometimes at night your full of me too.
*Why does Brad wear headphones in concert?*
Brad: Brad cannot reveal his inspiration.
Mike: When Brad's being mysterious he speaks in the third person.
Mike: When Mike speaks in the third person he makes himself crazy.
Brad: Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich.
Mike: I'm not a very reading person, I like to look at pictures.
Chester: Mike likes porno.
Mike:I don't like porno. I like graphics...
Joe: I have an ass, its a nice ass but I don't go around showing it off like Chester does all the time!
Mike: Yeah but you've shown it off once or twice!
Joe: Well that's different. I'm not like Chester.
Chester: Yeah I'm the assmaster!!!!
JOE: Yes I do think Britney's boobies are fake!
MIKE: Hehe boobies!
CHESTER: I like small boobies. Small ones are just right. Big ones are bad. I'd be afraid that I'd get suffocated by them if they were too big.
Phoenix: Chester likes to grab his package like Michael Jackson.
Mike: I didn't know Chester had a package?
Joe: Yeah its somewhere down there.
MIKE: Chester, why do you have to wear all those spikes? You're gonna poke someone's eyes out. That's all he does is pull that thing up because it's always slipping down his wrist.
CHESTER: (starts punching Mike in the arm) It's art! It's fucking art!
Chester: Have you ever played the Penis Game?
Cane: WHAT?!
Chester: The Penis Game!
Cane: What the hell is that?!
Chester: Wanna play it with me?
Cane: Uh, no thanks!
Mike: Oh come on, you know you do!
Cane: Would someone mind telling me what the hell the Penis Game is?
Chester: Its where I slap you with my penis!
Joe: No its not! Someone says Penis really quietly and then someone else repeats but in a louder tone and then it keeps going and going until it gets really loud and the loudest person wins!
Cane: Oh, okay.
Joe: Penis!
Brad: Phoenix has no penis!
Phoenix: Now that you mention it, my name kinda rhymes with Penis!
Joe: No it doesn't!
Brad: Jones soda rules!
Mike: I like the green apple.
Joe: Hehe green froggie apple!
Chester: Crushed mellon is good!
Rob: Hehehe you said mellon!
Mike: Mellon...Mellons...Bozoooooms!
Mike: We're not like other bands you know. We actually visit our website and care about our internet fans. We visit as many fansites as possible.
Joe: Yes and I like to send threatending emails to people.
Phoenix: No you don't.
Joe: Yes I do! Shh, its supposed to be a secret!
Joe: Chester has a foul mouth.
Chester: fuck fuck fuck?
Mike: Bagawk!
Chester: I said fuck, not cluck!
Mike: The best thing I'd ever done is when my brother went to oversea and I came back home as a Christmas present.
Chester: In a box.
Mike: Yes, in a box.
MIKE; (SNIFFS).. AWWWWW WHO LAYED THE EGG ( LOOKS AT CHESTER)
CHESTER; (SMILES) QUACK QUACK
Mike: You need to get a little clamp for that bracelet, so you don't have to pick it up every time you want to reach down! (Chester starts hitting him.) I'm not banging on you, bro, I just used to have the same problem!
Chester: It's art, dude, OK?! I'm not into image, it's fucking art!
Mike: Art? Whatever!
Interveiwer: With all the metal that you wear about your person, do you have problems when you go through airports?
Mike: You have no idea! Brad's pants are down around his ankles, 'cause his pants are too big and his belt's all made of metal, Chester has to take off 50 things it's a joke! And the best thing is, he's obsessive compulsive. Tell her about how you arrange your bracelets when you take them off!
Chester: No.
Mike: I'll tell her about it! Chester takes off his bracelets when he's going through the metal detector at the airport and he has this bag with those of those handles that pulls up, so there's a long hanger and he arranges them on that. He takes them off in the same order every time and puts them in the same places and arranges them perfectly.
Chester: I'm disgusting, because I do that with my baggage too. All my bags specifically fit in a certain way really well I can't have disorganised bags! And when I go grocery shopping, I'm the same way; boxed items like detergents have to be separated from the food, and then all cans go together, all meats go together, and therefore it's easier to unload when you get home.
Interveiwer: But surely it's only common sense to separate your detergents from your fresh food, so they don't get tainted with a soapy taste?
Chester: Yes, but you see people tossing whatever they grab first into the bag. Not with me. It has to be done a specific way every time.
Mike: This is like the most involved answer about produce that I have ever heard in my life!
MIKE: Chester and I met at a male strip club.
CHESTER: We were both trying to get jobs there as dancers.
MIKE: And it just didn't work out....because my butt wasn't big enough.
CHESTER: Yeah and I've got what they call the crispy cream which is a little fat area around my belly button which is kinda like a donut.
MIKE: It's from eating too many donuts.
ROB: Hey Joe what are you listening to?
JOE: Uh, Nothing..
BRAD: He's listening to Chester's Madonna CD's.
JOE: No I'm not!!!
CHESTER: What?! I never said you could listen to them!!
JOE: I'm not!!
CHESTER: I'm gonna kill you, you hacker!!!
JOE: Leave me alone!!! (hides his face in his arms)
MIKE: It's okay, Joe... Chester's not gonna hurt you...
CHESTER: Yeah, I'm not gonna hurt you.... .... I'm just gonna...
JOE: NO!!!! NOT THE FROGGY!!!
ROB: Chester....
CHESTER: Oh, ok.... geez, I was just joking....
JOE: (sniffs)no you weren't.... you were gonna... you were gonna..
ROB: Here, do you want Mr. Froggy???
PHEONIX: Yeah, Mr. Froggy won't hurt you...
JOE: (takes the stuffed animal) ok, thanks....