There once was a guy who was in a terrible accident in which both of his ears were cut off. He didnt receive any other injuries, but, as a result of the accident, he was very self-aware that he had no fucking ears.

One day, he decided to start looking for an assistant to help him out at his shop. When he interviewed the first guy, he immediately wanted to hire him because he was perfect for the job. but, he had one last test before he could hire him. the man said, "did u notice anything strange about me?" the other man, a little bit unsure of how to reply, said, "uh....u don't have any fucking ears..." the man was then furious, and told the other man to leave.

The next day, he interviewed a second person. This person was even better for the job, but the man decided that he must also past the test in order to get the job. When he asked the man the question, he also said, "You don't have any ears." As a result, he also didn't get the job.

The third day, he interviewed another person. He liked the third person even more than the last two and felt that he couldn't possibly hire a better employee. When he asked him if there was something strange he noticed about him, the man said, "Yes, you wear contact lenses."

The man was immediately surprised and said, "That's correct! How did u know?"

The other man said, "You can't wear any glasses if you don't have no fucking ears."