He called to say "Hows it going?" and "I'm going to be Peter Chris
for Halloween" & stuff. He also said "cool webpage," and he likes MiketheSwan...
...except the one where MiketheSwan's naked. "That's gross," he
said "Well, ...
...what about the picture you emailed me?" I said.
"My face is all stubbly & I'm smoking, and why am I pointing, anyway?"
Well, that's because you're really mad at Cheesecake.
"What !!!" I said, upset at even the thought of it; and so Robert
changed his story.
"I mean...I mean, you're pointing at ... a deer, and its wearing
... underwear, and Chjeesecake's going look look, a deer wearing underwear. I've
never seen anything like that before in my life!!!"
and then he asked me if I could write a cartoon with him in it. I said
that I would but i'd have to spend time thinking of a good story. He said
"How about the time that I came to Vancouver and I pulled up in the cab
& I went up your stairs to the button- thingie and then I pressed to
button that had your name on it or something & then you're voice came
on & said "Hi, Robert. Come on in! So I came in and I saw your whole
house & Cheesecake+3's room & we played with his toys & pillow fights
& then we had a nap & when we got up we had supper & watched
t.v. & the next day we went to the beach..."