Souvenirs, Novelties, Party Tricks Lyrics
Souvenirs, novelties, party tricks,
Souvenirs, novelties, party tricks.
Come and get your dog poo,
On your trick gum,
Careful when you grab it,
It might snap your thumb,
Look at all the goodies I've got here today,
Come and fool your friends with that can of bug spray.
Souvenirs, novelties, party tricks,
Souvenirs, novelties, party tricks.
I will sell you vomit,
Or X-ray specs,
Look and see the girlies,
Without having sex,
Come and see the goodies that I have today,
You might even run into the Mel Torme.
Souvenirs, novelties, party tricks,
Souvenirs, novelties, party tricks,
Souvenirs, novelties, party tricks,
Souvenirs, novelties, party tricks.
Souvenirs, novelties, party tricks,
Souvenirs, novelties, party tricks,
Souvenirs, novelties, party tricks,
Souvenirs, novelties, party tricks.
Come and get your dog poo,
On your trick gum,
Careful when you grab it,
It might snap your thumb,
Look at all the goodies I've got here today,
Come and fool your friends with that can of bug spray.
Souvenirs, novelties, party tricks,
Souvenirs, novelties, party tricks,
Souvenirs, novelties, party tricks,
Souvenirs, novelties, party tricks.
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