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NZ's own Murray Mexted

In the paper "Private Eye" in the UK they have a section called Colemanballs. It has all the cock-ups that TV/radio announcers make and is named after a sports commentator named David Coleman – the master himself.

Ten of the best quotes from New Zealand Sky TVs rugby man, the ubiquitous Murray Mexted!!

"He who hesitates......is lost."
"Both sides are here to play rugby."
"You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that."
"The turf here (Newlands) never took properly and it isn't very well rooted ...in fact you could say it is rooted .....did I just say that?"
"He's looking for some meaningful penetration in the backline."
"Spencer's running across field calling out come inside me, come inside me."
"I can tell you it's a magnificent sensation when the gap opens up like that and you just burst right through."
A Sky TV producer was conducting a sound test before the last Springbok test at Carisbrook...
"Murray can you hear me?....Murray can you hear me?"
Murray;
"No."
"Darryl Gibson has been quite magnificent coming inside Andrew Mehrtens, and I'm looking forward to seeing more of the same today."

....And the undisputed Mexted leader, the never to be forgotten shocker from a 1998 Super 12 Hurricanes match....

"Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of seasons now."

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