• Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
• Snow blower for sale. Only used on snowy days,
• Free puppies-part German Shepherd part dog
• 2 wire mesh butchering gloves, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair: $15
• Tickle me Elmo, still in box, comes with it's own 1988 mustang, 5l, auto, excellent condition $6800
• Cows, calves never bred-also 1 gay bull for sale.
• '83 Toyota hunchback -- $2000
• Star wars job of the hut -- $15
• Free puppies: * cocker spaniel - * sneaky neighbour dog
• Free Yorkshire terrier. 8 years old. Unpleasant little dog
• Soft & genital bath tissues or facial tissue - 89 cents
• German Shephard. 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.
• Full sized mattress. 20 yr warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell.
• Free 1 can of pork & beans with purchase of 3 br 2 bth home.
• For sale: Lee Majors (6 Million Dollar Man) - $50
• Nordic track $300 - hardly used - call Chubbie
• Bill's septic cleaning - "we haul American made products"
• Shakespeare's pizza - free chopsticks
• Found: dirty white dog - looks like a rat - been out awhile better be a reward.
• Hummels - largest selection ever - "if it's in stock, we have it!"
• Get a Little John: the travelling urinal - holds 2 * bottles of beer.
• Harrisburg postal employees gun club
• Georgia peaches - California grown - 89 cents lb.
• Nice parachute - never opened - used once - slightly stained
• American flag - 60 stars - pole included - $100
• Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours-starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour.
• Notice: to person or persons who took the large pumpkin on Highway 87. Near Southridge storage-please return the pumpkin and be checked. Pumpkin may be radioactive. All other plants in vicinity are dead.
• Exercise equipment: queen size mattress & box spring - $175.
• Our sofa seats the whole mob - and it's made of 100% Italian leather.
• Joining nudist colony, must sell washer & dryer - $300.
• Lawyer says client is not that guilty.
• Alzheimer's Centre prepares for an affair to remember
• Ground beast: 99 cents lb
• Gas cloud clears out Taco Bell
• Open house - body shapers toning salon - free coffee & donuts
• Kellogg's pot tarts - $1= box
• Fully cooked boneless smoked man - $2.09 lb.

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