Weird But True
Real Band Names

Before starting a rock band, you should know that the following names are taken:
  • Albino Toilet Boys
  • Alcoholocaust
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  • Alcoholics Unanimous
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  • Apocalypse Hoboken
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  • Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
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  • The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
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  • Band Over
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  • Band That Shot Liberty Valence
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  • Barbara's Bush
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  • Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
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  • The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
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  • The Boxing Ghandis
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  • Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
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  • Breakfast in Beruit
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  • Bulimia Banquet
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  • Caltransvestites
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  • Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
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  • Carnage Asada
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  • Cindy Brady's Lisp
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  • Cortizone 5
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  • Cottage Cheese from the Lips of Death
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  • The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
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  • The Dead Sea Squirrels
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  • The Dead Kennedys
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  • The Dick Clarks
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  • The Dick Nixons
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  • Drunks With Guns
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  • e. coli
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  • Edith Head
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  • Electric Prostates
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  • Elvis Hitler
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  • Ethyl Merman
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  • Fearless Iranians From Hell
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  • Fields of Shit
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  • '57 Lesbian
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  • The 4-Skins
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  • Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
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  • The French are from Hell
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  • Fromage d'Amour
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  • Gefilte Joe and the Fish
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  • Gonoreagan
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  • Headless Marines
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  • Hell Camino
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  • Herpes Cineplex
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  • Hindu Garage Sale
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  • Hitler's Bikini
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  • HIV and the Positives
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  • Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives
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  • Hornets Attack Victor Mature
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  • Inhale Mary
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  • Janitors Against Apartheid
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  • Jehovah's Waitresses
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  • Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
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  • Jesus Christ Super Fly
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  • Jesus Chrysler Supercar
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  • Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army
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  • JFKFC
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  • Jonestown Punch
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  • Kathleen Turner Overdrive
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  • Kerrigan's Knees
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  • Lack of Afro
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  • Lawn Piranhas
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  • The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation
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  • Lee Harvey Keitel
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  • Lesbian Ninjas
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  • Louder Than God
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  • Mao Tse Helen
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  • Mary Kay and the Cosmetics
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  • Max Roach and the Holders
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  • Minnie Pearl's Jam
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  • Mr. Happy and the Genocides
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  • Mussolini Headkick
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  • My Dog Has Hitler's Brain
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  • Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions
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  • Nervous Christians and the Lions
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  • Norman Bates and the Shower Heads
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  • Not Drowning, Waving
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  • Pabst Smear
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  • Pearl Harbor and the Explosions
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  • Penis DeMilo
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  • Pepto Dismal
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  • Phenobarbidols
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  • Phlegm Fatale
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  • Poultry in Motion
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  • Pretentious Flamedogs
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  • The Pro-Midget Mafia
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  • Psychic Buddhist Gorillas
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  • Psycho Sluts from Hell
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  • Pungent Frustration
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  • Raging Pimps of Doom
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  • Reluctant Stereotypes
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  • Results of Inbreeding
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  • Retarded Elf
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  • Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries
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  • Quasimodo and the Eunuchs
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  • Sandy Duncan's Eye
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  • Screaming Headless Torsos
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  • Screaming Iguanas of Love
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  • Screaming Moist Accountants
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  • Septic Death
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  • Seven Year Bitch
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  • The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra
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  • Shirley Temple of Doom
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  • Shirley Temple Pilots
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  • Simulated Orgasms [Simulerte Orgasmer]
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  • Skeptic Tank
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  • Smegma & the Nuns
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  • Smorgasborgnine
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  • Solosex
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  • The Sound of Munich
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  • Spastic Colon
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  • The Sphinctones
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  • Stiff Richards
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  • Stukas Over Bedrock
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  • Swingin' Johnsons
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  • Ted Bundy's Volkswagen
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  • The Telephony Bandits of Doom
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  • Testostertones
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  • Thank God We're Immortal
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  • They Tried To Frame OJ
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  • To Live and Shave in LA
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  • Toxic Shock and the Tampons
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  • Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew
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  • Tragic Mulatto
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  • Transsexual Hitler
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  • Uncle Dickie's Shameless Quickies
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  • The Velcro Pygmies
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  • Vic Morrow's Head
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  • The Well Hungarians
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  • Willie Nelson Mandela
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  • Yoko Homo
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  • Zombies Under Stress

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