Weird But True
E-mail Addresses from Hell

To the following e-mail:-

Many Universities, government offices and businesses tend to strip the last name down to 6 characters and add the first and last initial to either the beginning or end to make up an e-mail address, ie., Mary L. Ferguson = mlfergus or fergusml. They are just now beginning to realise the problems this practice may cause when you have a large and diverse pool of people to support with e-mail. Add to that a large database of company/college acronyms and you have some very funny addresses (although they are undoubtedly not funny to the individual involved):

Some examples of actual e-mail addresses seen on the net:

This was added:-

We have a similar method here at Ford. i.e. Rob Burge becomes rburge@ford.com

  • Mike Arrowsmith = marrow
  • Chris Atkinson = catkins
  • Steve Camp = scamp
  • Alasdair Dick = adick
  • Rob Eady = ready
  • Paul Earl = pearl
  • Dave Head = dhead
  • Steve pill = spill
  • Simon Hunt = shunt
  • Joanne Ives = jives
  • Brian Leak = bleak
  • Simon Melling = smelling
  • Sharon Park = spark
  • Steve Platt = splatt
  • Tim Rees = trees
  • A.Scott = ascott
  • Terry Utting = tutting
  • A.Williamson = awilli43 (so there are another 42 willies before him)
  • These were taken from the Jaguar telephone directory.

    On the theme of strange names, to date, I have worked with Terry Thomas, Tony Hancock and even a guy called Gordon Bennet (yes it's true) and a German called Hans Neeson (bumps a daisy!)

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